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Independence Day 2011

A holiday in the US has most people away from work. Steve Jones leaves you a few thoughts and humor from his vacation.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2011/07/04 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Raw Materials - Recipe for Disaster

A hardware problem disrupts a culinary algorithm.  Read more...
By Larry Gonick 2011/06/28 (first published: 2009/05/06) | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: raw materials
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Memorial Day 2011

Happy Memorial Day from Steve with a few bloopers.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2011/05/30 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Happy Easter 2011

It's Good Friday and the Easter holiday weekend with a number of countries having a bank holiday. Steve Jones is on vacation and providing us with a blooper reel for today.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2011/04/22 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Open Source SQL Server

There's a new product out that is an alternative to Microsoft SQL Server. The new HummyBase product from Kenneth Ingols SQL Software gives you another platform for your databases applications with no re-coding and at a fraction of the price.  Read more...
By Press Release 2011/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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Improving SQLServerCentral

Today Steve Jones talks about changes that are coming to SQLServerCentral.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2011/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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What Counts for a DBA: Adventurousness

The ever changing nature of the relational database system requires administrators who relish risk and adventure. From the moment that Edgar F Codd proposed his 12 rules that defined the relational database management system, the language COBOL and the VSAM databases that had been so popular vanished as database administrators rushed to adopt the new system, keen as always to adopt the latest technologies, using hardware that had less power than the current middle school math student’s calculator: the relational era was born.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2011/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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Merry Christmas 2010

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from Steve Jones  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2010/12/24 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Thanksgiving 2010

Happy Thanksgiving  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2010/11/25 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Happy July 4th, 2010

Happy July 4th, 2010  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2010/07/05 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Memorial Day 2010

A short note to commemorate the Memorial Day holiday.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2010/05/31 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Decoding the SQL Server Index Structure

A deep dive into the implementation of indexes in SQL Server 2008 R2. This is information that you must know in order to tune your queries for optimum performance. Partial scans of indexes are now possible!  Read more...
By Site Owners 2010/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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No More NULL

A change in the support for NULL values has Steve Jones commenting on the implications.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2010/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Insider Insights

Insider rumours and gossip from the murky world of the Database Industry, and from the colourful characters that inhabit it.  Read more...
By Additional Articles 2010/04/01 | Source: SimpleTalk | Category: humor
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Running SQL Faster

Learn how to make your SQL Server perform better from MVP Gail Shaw.  Read more...
By Gail Shaw 2010/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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Happy New Year 2010

The first day of 2010 has Steve Jones blooper reel in addition to some well wishes.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2010/01/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial - ipod
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Happy New Year 2010

The first day of 2010 has Steve Jones blooper reel in addition to some well wishes.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2010/01/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Happy New Year 2010

The first day of 2010 has Steve Jones blooper reel in addition to some well wishes.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2010/01/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial - wmv
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Twas the Night Before Christmas - SQL Style

A guest editorial from Tim Ford updates this Christmas classic for the SQL Server professionals out there.  Read more...
By Timothy Ford 2009/12/24 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial - mp3
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Twas the Night Before Christmas - SQL Style

A guest editorial from Tim Ford updates this Christmas classic for the SQL Server professionals out there.  Read more...
By Timothy Ford 2009/12/24 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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