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A Christmas Carol It was Christmas Day in the workhousebut no-one was able to smile.The systems had crashed and 12 hrs had passedsince the start of the latest compile The SQL code was all buggyand Java would load but not runand Ruby-on-Rails demonstrably failedon every platform but the Sun The techies had quitdeclaring it Sh*tand the managers griped and they wailed'Would no-one step up and fix this sick pup'The answer was 'Do it yourselves' So the leader of salesa dude from West Walesgrabbed the technical manuals and satporing over the specs - he really was vexed and smoke coming out of his hat. Then Eureka he shouted, his assistant he cloutedand both sprang up with a start.'We're running V-3 he shouted with gleeIt doesnt support Shopping Cart Then he logged in ADMINand he started to grinand set it for Shopping cart - NO_ONEThe pages now saidDial 800 instead and we'll take down your order by pho-un Oh you scoff and you laugh at this obvious gaffeIf sys admin was you and not me When V-5 was V-4 and ran same as beforeCos you tested it well on V-3 But me is not youYou don't work where I doIn a place where to shine is a sh*tOur masters one dream is to holler and screamSo we care for QA not one whit And we find day to daythe malevolent wayTo code and obscurely commentand pray for his next scuba divingto wear flippers made of cement May he drive his little dune buggyover hilly and sandy vall-eecos I put all my sugar in his petroleum buggerinstead of my coffee - hee hee Merry Christmas one and all !
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