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Merry Christmas!
12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
my manager sent to me
A 64-bit laptop, new and free
On the second day of Christmas
my manager sent to me
Two After Triggers
And a 64-bit laptop, new and free
On the third day of Christmas
my manager sent to me
Three linked servers,
Two After Triggers
And a 64-bit laptop, new and free
On the fourth day of Christmas
my manager sent to me
Four UDFs,
Three linked servers,
Two After Triggers
And a 64-bit laptop, new and free
On the fifth day of Christmas
my manager sent to me
Five C-T-Es
Four UDFs,
Three linked servers,
Two After Triggers
And a 64-bit laptop, new and free
On the sixth day of Christmas
my manager sent to me
Six Safe Assemblies
Five C-T-Es
Four UDFs,
Three linked servers,
Two After Triggers
And a 64-bit laptop, new and free
On the seventh day of Christmas
my manager sent to me
Seven Queries for Tuning,
Six Safe Assemblies
Five C-T-Es
Four UDFs,
Three linked servers,
Two After Triggers
And a 64-bit laptop, new and free
On the eighth day of Christmas
my manager sent to me
Eight files for restoring
Seven Queries for Tuning,
Six Safe Assemblies
Five C-T-Es
Four UDFs,
Three linked servers,
Two After Triggers
And a 64-bit laptop, new and free
On the ninth day of Christmas
my manager sent to me
Nine Views for viewing
Eight files for restoring
Seven Queries for Tuning,
Six Safe Assemblies
Five C-T-Es
Four UDFs,
Three linked servers,
Two After Triggers
And a 64-bit laptop, new and free
On the tenth day of Christmas
my manager sent to me
Ten cups of coffee
Nine Views for viewing
Eight files for restoring
Seven Queries for Tuning,
Six Safe Assemblies
Five C-T-Es
Four UDFs,
Three linked servers,
Two After Triggers
And a 64-bit laptop, new and free
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my manager sent to me
Eleven New tables
Ten cups of coffee
Nine Views for viewing
Eight files for restoring
Seven Queries for Tuning,
Six Safe Assemblies
Five C-T-Es
Four UDFs,
Three linked servers,
Two After Triggers
And a 64-bit laptop, new and free
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my manager sent to me
Twelve Databases to drop
Eleven New tables
Ten cups of coffee
Nine Views for viewing
Eight files for restoring
Seven Queries for Tuning,
Six Safe Assemblies
Five C-T-Es
Four UDFs,
Three linked servers,
Two After Triggers
And a 64-bit laptop, new and free
Steve Jones
