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SnowCrash for SQL Server

A new idea for managing your future SQL Servers.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2016/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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If SQL Server Runs on Linux, What's Left for April Fools Day

It’s still a bit hard to believe that SQL Server will soon run on Linux. If you think back to the early days of SQL 7, 2000, even 2005, who would have bet any money on it ever happening?  Read more...
By Andy Warren 2016/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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Time to Rebrand

I became a SQL guy back in 1998 because the company that hired me used SQL Server. It’s been a good ride and it’s paid the bills, but after 15 years or so it’s time to do something different.   Read more...
By Andy Warren 2015/04/01 | Source: Other | Category: blogs
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Deploying the same database to many different RDBMSs

With the idea of a generic Dacpac defined by international standard, comes the potential for a Visual Studio developer to use SSDT to create a generic database model to a SQL-92 compliant standard that can then be deployed to any one of the major RDBMSs. The same database model would be deployable to Oracle, MySQL, or SQL Server, for example. Professor Hugh Bin-Haad explains the reasoning and technology behind this.  Read more...
By Additional Articles 2015/04/01 | Source: SimpleTalk | Category: humor
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Finally, a Universal Data Integration Utility

Earlier today, a revolutionary product was released: a universal data integration utility.   Read more...
By Tim Mitchell 2015/04/01 | Source: Other | Category: blogs
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‘Twas the night before the upgrade…

A Christmas poem for the DBAs.  Read more...
By Mike Tutor 2014/12/24 | Source: Other | Category: humor
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Geeky Entertainment

As a break from work, this week Steve Jones wants to know what you wish for. Are there comic book, science fiction, or technological thrillers you'd like to see made into movies?  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2014/02/28 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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New Cartoons at SQLServerCentral

SQLServerCentral has commissioned a new cartoon that will be coming later this week.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2014/02/03 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: comic strip
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Happy Thanksgiving 2013

It's a holiday in the US and it's a fun break for many people.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2013/11/28 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Labor Day 2013

It's the Labor Day holiday in the US today.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2013/09/02 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Could You Live Like a DBA?

A light-hearted take on the life of a DBA.  Read more...
By Hakim Ali 2013/07/26 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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Independence Day 2013

Happy 4th of July in the United States  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2013/07/04 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Memorial Day 2013

The spring holiday message from Steve Jones.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2013/05/27 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Geeky Oscars

This Friday Steve Jones takes a break from serious technical discussions. With the Oscar nominees announced there were lots of films left out of the awards. Are there some of these you'd recommend?  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2013/01/25 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Rudolph The Red-Nosed Tester and Other Festive Arrangements

A Christmas poem and a contest from Simple Talk.  Read more...
By Additional Articles 2012/12/24 | Source: SimpleTalk | Category: contests
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Thanksgiving 2012 Bloopers

A reel of bloopers for your Thanksgiving enjoyment.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2012/11/22 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Labor Day 2012

Happy Labor Day from SQLServerCentral.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2012/09/03 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Happy Fourth of July 2012

A holiday in the US has another blooper reel for you.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2012/07/04 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Stump the Wizard

Today we have an editorial from Aug 3, 2007. It is being republished as Steve is on vacation. Today Steve asks the question about which fun games you might like outside of work.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2012/06/22 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Happy Memorial Day 2012

It's Memorial Day in the US and Steve out is paying tribute to our soldiers and cutting grass on the tractor. He's left you a blooper reel to enjoy.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2012/05/28 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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