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New SQL Queries Are Coming To Town

By Steve Jones,

You better not type
You better not parse
You better not
I'm telling you why
New SELECT queries are coming to town

They've been working real hard
For five long years
Putting in features
To make you smile
And new SELECT queries are coming to town.

The boy and girl DBAs
Have lots of brand new tools
From RANK and TILE and SHOWPLAN_XML
To CTEs, TVFs, and recursive functions

So, you better read lot
Better not cry
There's lots to learn
I'm telling you why
New SELECT queries are coming to town.

 

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

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