﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" version="2.0"><channel><title>SQLServerCentral.com Content tagged humor, cross apply</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/</link><description>Content tagged humor, cross apply posted on SQLServerCentral.com</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>360</ttl><managingEditor>sjones@sqlservercentral.com (Steve Jones)</managingEditor><item><title>Accessing results in a random order: Towards the automated Thank-you letter</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Phil shows how 'CROSS APPLY' can be useful for writing thank-you letters or thinking of excuses as to why your project has failed....</p><!-- disturbing m1(DBA Bundle) -->
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="10" style="width: 100%;"> <colgroup>  <col width="68" />  <col width="1266" /> </colgroup> <tbody>  <tr align="left" valign="top">   <td>    <a href="http://www.red-gate.com/products/dba/dba-bundle/entrypage/hard-earned-lessons-4?utm_source=ssc&utm_medium=pubad&utm_content=disturbing_m1&utm_campaign=sqldbabundle&utm_term=rss-20018"><img src="http://assets.red-gate.com/external/SSC/top5_68x68.gif" alt="sqldbabundle"></td>   <td><strong>‘Disturbing Development’</strong><br />Grant Fritchey & the DBA Team present the latest installment of the Top 5 hard-earned lessons of a DBA –  <a href="http://www.red-gate.com/products/dba/dba-bundle/entrypage/hard-earned-lessons-4?utm_source=ssc&utm_medium=pubad&utm_content=disturbing_m1&utm_campaign=sqldbabundle&utm_term=rss-20018">read it now</a></td>  </tr> </tbody></table>


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