﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" version="2.0"><channel><title>SQLServerCentral.com Content tagged humor</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/</link><description>Content tagged humor posted on SQLServerCentral.com</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>360</ttl><managingEditor>sjones@sqlservercentral.com (Steve Jones)</managingEditor><item><title>SQL Server Error Handling</title><description><![CDATA[<p></p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/97822/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/97822/</link></item><item><title>Geeky Oscars</title><description><![CDATA[<p>This Friday Steve Jones takes a break from serious technical discussions. With the Oscar nominees announced there were lots of films left out of the awards. Are there some of these you'd recommend?</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/96523/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/96523/</link></item><item><title>Finding New Years Eve</title><description><![CDATA[<p></p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/95662/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/95662/</link></item><item><title>Santa's List</title><description><![CDATA[<p></p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/95661/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2012 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/95661/</link></item><item><title>Rudolph The Red-Nosed Tester and Other Festive Arrangements</title><description><![CDATA[<p>A Christmas poem and a contest from Simple Talk.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/redirect/articles/95833/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/redirect/articles/95833/</link></item><item><title>Thanksgiving 2012</title><description><![CDATA[<p></p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/95023/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2012 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/95023/</link></item><item><title>Thanksgiving 2012 Bloopers</title><description><![CDATA[<p>A reel of bloopers for your Thanksgiving enjoyment.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/95052/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2012 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/95052/</link></item><item><title>Nanoseconds</title><description><![CDATA[<p></p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/T-SQL/94161/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/T-SQL/94161/</link></item><item><title>Labor Day 2012</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Labor Day from SQLServerCentral.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/93042/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2012 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/93042/</link></item><item><title>Independence Day 2012</title><description><![CDATA[<p></p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/91373/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/91373/</link></item><item><title>Happy Fourth of July 2012</title><description><![CDATA[<p>A holiday in the US has another blooper reel for you.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/91754/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/91754/</link></item><item><title>Stump the Wizard</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Today we have an editorial from Aug 3, 2007. It is being republished as Steve is on vacation. Today Steve asks the question about which fun games you might like outside of work.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/91121/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/91121/</link></item><item><title>Happy Memorial Day 2012</title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's Memorial Day in the US and Steve out is paying tribute to our soldiers and cutting grass on the tractor. He's left you a blooper reel to enjoy.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/90903/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/90903/</link></item><item><title>UF Dissolves Computer Science Program, Increases Funding for “Future Jobs”</title><description><![CDATA[<p>In a bold and decisive move earlier today, the University of Florida has decided to dissolve their computer science education...</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/tim_mitchell/2012/04/24/uf-dissolves-computer-science-program-increases-funding-for-future-jobs/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/tim_mitchell/2012/04/24/uf-dissolves-computer-science-program-increases-funding-for-future-jobs/</link></item><item><title>Happy Easter 2012</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Easter 2012 from SQLServerCentral.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/89818/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/89818/</link></item><item><title>The Beginning of April</title><description><![CDATA[<p></p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/89252/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/89252/</link></item><item><title>A Break from Databases</title><description><![CDATA[<p>A Friday poll that's a break from work, and should be a bit of fun. Today Steve Jones asks about movies, and what's been interesting from the last year.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/88719/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/88719/</link></item><item><title>Happy President's Day 2012</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Today is President's Day in the US and Steve Jones is on vacation.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/bloopers/88585/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/bloopers/88585/</link></item><item><title>Hex Fun</title><description><![CDATA[<p></p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/87029/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/87029/</link></item><item><title>New Year's Eve Query</title><description><![CDATA[<p></p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/87263/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/87263/</link></item><item><title>Christmas Fun</title><description><![CDATA[<p></p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/87024/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/87024/</link></item><item><title>Merry Christmas 2011</title><description><![CDATA[<p>A blooper reel for the Christmas holiday.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/bloopers/87183/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/bloopers/87183/</link></item><item><title>Happy Holidays</title><description><![CDATA[<p></p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/77354/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/77354/</link></item><item><title>Thanksgiving</title><description><![CDATA[<p></p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/76979/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/76979/</link></item><item><title>Happy Thanksgiving 2011</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Thanksgiving to everyone from SQLServerCentral.</p><!-- disturbing m2 (DBA Bundle) -->
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