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]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/97822/Mon, 01 Apr 2013 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/97822/Geeky OscarsThis Friday Steve Jones takes a break from serious technical discussions. With the Oscar nominees announced there were lots of films left out of the awards. Are there some of these you'd recommend?

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/96523/Fri, 25 Jan 2013 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/96523/Finding New Years Eve

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/95662/Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/95662/Santa's List

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/95661/Tue, 25 Dec 2012 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/95661/Rudolph The Red-Nosed Tester and Other Festive ArrangementsA Christmas poem and a contest from Simple Talk.

sqldbabundle ‘Disturbing Development’
Grant Fritchey & the DBA Team present the latest installment of the Top 5 hard-earned lessons of a DBA – read it now
]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/redirect/articles/95833/Mon, 24 Dec 2012 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/redirect/articles/95833/Thanksgiving 2012

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/95023/Thu, 22 Nov 2012 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/95023/Thanksgiving 2012 BloopersA reel of bloopers for your Thanksgiving enjoyment.

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/95052/Thu, 22 Nov 2012 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/95052/Nanoseconds

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/T-SQL/94161/Thu, 08 Nov 2012 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/T-SQL/94161/Labor Day 2012Happy Labor Day from SQLServerCentral.

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/93042/Mon, 03 Sep 2012 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/93042/Independence Day 2012

sqldbabundle ‘Disturbing Development’
Grant Fritchey & the DBA Team present the latest installment of the Top 5 hard-earned lessons of a DBA – read it now
]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/91373/Wed, 04 Jul 2012 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/91373/Happy Fourth of July 2012A holiday in the US has another blooper reel for you.

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/91754/Wed, 04 Jul 2012 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/91754/Stump the WizardToday we have an editorial from Aug 3, 2007. It is being republished as Steve is on vacation. Today Steve asks the question about which fun games you might like outside of work.

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]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/91121/Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/91121/Happy Memorial Day 2012It's Memorial Day in the US and Steve out is paying tribute to our soldiers and cutting grass on the tractor. He's left you a blooper reel to enjoy.

sqldbabundle Top 5 hard-earned Lessons of a DBA
New! Part 4, ‘Disturbing Development’ by Grant Fritchey, features the return of Joe Deebeeay and a server-threatening encounter with ORMs - read it here
]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/90903/Mon, 28 May 2012 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/90903/UF Dissolves Computer Science Program, Increases Funding for “Future Jobs”In a bold and decisive move earlier today, the University of Florida has decided to dissolve their computer science education...

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/tim_mitchell/2012/04/24/uf-dissolves-computer-science-program-increases-funding-for-future-jobs/Thu, 26 Apr 2012 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/tim_mitchell/2012/04/24/uf-dissolves-computer-science-program-increases-funding-for-future-jobs/Happy Easter 2012Happy Easter 2012 from SQLServerCentral.

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/89818/Mon, 09 Apr 2012 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/89818/The Beginning of April

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/89252/Mon, 02 Apr 2012 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/89252/A Break from DatabasesA Friday poll that's a break from work, and should be a bit of fun. Today Steve Jones asks about movies, and what's been interesting from the last year.

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/88719/Fri, 24 Feb 2012 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/88719/Happy President's Day 2012Today is President's Day in the US and Steve Jones is on vacation.

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]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/bloopers/88585/Mon, 20 Feb 2012 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/bloopers/88585/Hex Fun

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/87029/Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/87029/New Year's Eve Query

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/87263/Fri, 30 Dec 2011 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/87263/Christmas Fun

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/87024/Mon, 26 Dec 2011 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/87024/Merry Christmas 2011A blooper reel for the Christmas holiday.

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/bloopers/87183/Mon, 26 Dec 2011 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/bloopers/87183/Happy Holidays

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]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/77354/Fri, 23 Dec 2011 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/77354/Thanksgiving

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/76979/Thu, 24 Nov 2011 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/76979/Happy Thanksgiving 2011Happy Thanksgiving to everyone from SQLServerCentral.

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/humor/76965/Thu, 24 Nov 2011 07:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/humor/76965/Odd men out

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/74330/Mon, 05 Sep 2011 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/74330/Labor Day 2011It's a holiday in the US today and Steve Jones provides a little entertainment for those people still at work.

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/75837/Mon, 05 Sep 2011 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/75837/Independence Day 2011A holiday in the US has most people away from work. Steve Jones leaves you a few thoughts and humor from his vacation.

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/74424/Mon, 04 Jul 2011 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/74424/July 4

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/73854/Mon, 04 Jul 2011 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/questions/humor/73854/Raw Materials - Recipe for DisasterA hardware problem disrupts a culinary algorithm.

]]>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Raw+Materials/66700/Tue, 28 Jun 2011 06:00:00 UThttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Raw+Materials/66700/