﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" version="2.0"><channel><title>SQLServerCentral.com Content tagged Editorial, humor</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/</link><description>Content tagged Editorial, humor posted on SQLServerCentral.com</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>360</ttl><managingEditor>sjones@sqlservercentral.com (Steve Jones)</managingEditor><item><title>Memorial Day 2013</title><description><![CDATA[<p>The spring holiday message from Steve Jones.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/99508/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2013 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/99508/</link></item><item><title>Geeky Oscars</title><description><![CDATA[<p>This Friday Steve Jones takes a break from serious technical discussions. With the Oscar nominees announced there were lots of films left out of the awards. Are there some of these you'd recommend?</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/96523/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/96523/</link></item><item><title>Thanksgiving 2012 Bloopers</title><description><![CDATA[<p>A reel of bloopers for your Thanksgiving enjoyment.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/95052/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2012 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/95052/</link></item><item><title>Labor Day 2012</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Labor Day from SQLServerCentral.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/93042/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2012 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/93042/</link></item><item><title>Happy Fourth of July 2012</title><description><![CDATA[<p>A holiday in the US has another blooper reel for you.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/91754/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/91754/</link></item><item><title>Stump the Wizard</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Today we have an editorial from Aug 3, 2007. It is being republished as Steve is on vacation. Today Steve asks the question about which fun games you might like outside of work.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/91121/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/91121/</link></item><item><title>Happy Memorial Day 2012</title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's Memorial Day in the US and Steve out is paying tribute to our soldiers and cutting grass on the tractor. He's left you a blooper reel to enjoy.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/90903/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/90903/</link></item><item><title>Happy Easter 2012</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Easter 2012 from SQLServerCentral.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/89818/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/89818/</link></item><item><title>A Break from Databases</title><description><![CDATA[<p>A Friday poll that's a break from work, and should be a bit of fun. Today Steve Jones asks about movies, and what's been interesting from the last year.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/88719/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/88719/</link></item><item><title>Happy President's Day 2012</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Today is President's Day in the US and Steve Jones is on vacation.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/bloopers/88585/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/bloopers/88585/</link></item><item><title>Labor Day 2011</title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's a holiday in the US today and Steve Jones provides a little entertainment for those people still at work.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/75837/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/75837/</link></item><item><title>Independence Day 2011</title><description><![CDATA[<p>A holiday in the US has most people away from work. Steve Jones leaves you a few thoughts and humor from his vacation.</p><!-- Fast small checked (SQL Backup) -->
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]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/74424/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/74424/</link></item><item><title>Memorial Day 2011</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Memorial Day from Steve with a few bloopers.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/73962/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2011 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/73962/</link></item><item><title>Happy Easter 2011</title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's Good Friday and the Easter holiday weekend with a number of countries having a bank holiday. Steve Jones is on vacation and providing us with a blooper reel for today.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/73163/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/73163/</link></item><item><title>Improving SQLServerCentral</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Today Steve Jones talks about changes that are coming to SQLServerCentral.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/72788/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/72788/</link></item><item><title>Merry Christmas 2010</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from Steve Jones</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/71949/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/71949/</link></item><item><title>Thanksgiving 2010</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Thanksgiving</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/71698/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/71698/</link></item><item><title>Happy July 4th, 2010</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy July 4th, 2010</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/70652/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/70652/</link></item><item><title>Memorial Day 2010</title><description><![CDATA[<p>A short note to commemorate the Memorial Day holiday.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/70380/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/70380/</link></item><item><title>No More NULL</title><description><![CDATA[<p>A change in the support for NULL values has Steve Jones commenting on the implications.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/69942/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/69942/</link></item><item><title>Happy New Year 2010</title><description><![CDATA[<p>The first day of 2010 has Steve Jones blooper reel in addition to some well wishes.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/69197/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/69197/</link></item><item><title>Twas the Night Before Christmas - SQL Style</title><description><![CDATA[<p>A guest editorial from Tim Ford updates this Christmas classic for the SQL Server professionals out there.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/69045/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/69045/</link></item><item><title>Happy Memorial Day 2009</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Steve Jones hopes you have a wonderful Memorial Day and brings you a blooper reel to pass the time if you are one of those people stuck working today.</p><!-- Fast small checked (SQL Backup) -->
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]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/66991/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/66991/</link></item><item><title>The SQL Server Easter Egg</title><description><![CDATA[<p>A neat little trick you can access in SQL Server Management Studio 2008.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/66430/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/66430/</link></item><item><title>The SQL Bailout</title><description><![CDATA[<p>With all the bailouts being requested in the US, where is the money for DBAs who need it?</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/66035/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/66035/</link></item><item><title>Enjoy Christmas Eve</title><description><![CDATA[<p>The day before Christmas and Steve Jones shares some holiday thoughts.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/65274/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/65274/</link></item><item><title>The Best Computer</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Hollywood does a great job of showing off technology that might be possible someday. This Friday Steve Jones wonders what amazing computer you'd like to have.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/65141/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/65141/</link></item><item><title>Happy Thanksgiving 2008</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Holiday wishes from Steve Jones.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/64956/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/64956/</link></item><item><title>Creative SPAM</title><description><![CDATA[<p>SPAM permeates all aspects of our lives. Steve Jones takes a poll today about which messages might have caught your eye.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/64676/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/64676/</link></item><item><title>Happy Halloween 2008!</title><description><![CDATA[<p>Steve Jones is taking a break on this fine holiday, enjoy a few bloopers before you head out with the kids for trick-or-treating.</p>]]></description><guid>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/64819/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 06:00:00 UT</pubDate><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Editorial/64819/</link></item></channel></rss>