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Happy Easter 2011

It's Good Friday and the Easter holiday weekend with a number of countries having a bank holiday. Steve Jones is on vacation and providing us with a blooper reel for today. Read more...

By Steve Jones 2011/04/22 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial

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What's Today?

By Steve Jones 2011/04/15 | Category: humor

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Relational Theory

By Steve Jones 2011/04/01 | Category: humor

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There's a new product out that is an alternative to Microsoft SQL Server. The new HummyBase product from Kenneth Ingols SQL Software gives you another platform for your databases applications with no re-coding and at a fraction of the price. Read more...

By Press Release 2011/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor

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Improving SQLServerCentral

Today Steve Jones talks about changes that are coming to SQLServerCentral. Read more...

By Steve Jones 2011/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial

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What Counts for a DBA: Adventurousness

The ever changing nature of the relational database system requires administrators who relish risk and adventure. From the moment that Edgar F Codd proposed his 12 rules that defined the relational database management system, the language COBOL and the VSAM databases that had been so popular vanished as database administrators rushed to adopt the new system, keen as always to adopt the latest technologies, using hardware that had less power than the current middle school math student’s calculator: the relational era was born. Read more...

By Steve Jones 2011/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor

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Valentines Day

By Steve Jones 2011/02/14

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Merry Christmas

By Steve Jones 2010/12/24 | Category: humor

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Merry Christmas 2010

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from Steve Jones Read more...

By Steve Jones 2010/12/24 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial

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Thanksgiving 2010

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By Steve Jones 2010/11/25 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial

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By Steve Jones 2010/11/25 | Category: humor

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Happy July 4th, 2010

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By Steve Jones 2010/07/05 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial

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Memorial Day 2010

A short note to commemorate the Memorial Day holiday. Read more...

By Steve Jones 2010/05/31 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial

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Busy Work

Run this fun script when you're bored. Read more...

By Additional Articles 2010/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor

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Decoding the SQL Server Index Structure

A deep dive into the implementation of indexes in SQL Server 2008 R2. This is information that you must know in order to tune your queries for optimum performance. Partial scans of indexes are now possible! Read more...

By Site Owners 2010/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor

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