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Which gives the greatest points?

By Eirikur Eiriksson 2015/10/30 | Category: humor
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Script out passwords

This script will let you get the passwords for all SQL Server principals.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2015/10/09 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com
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Independence Day

By Steve Jones 2015/07/03 | Category: humor
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April 1 2015, a space oddity

By T. Allums 2015/04/01 | Category: foolishness
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Time to Rebrand

I became a SQL guy back in 1998 because the company that hired me used SQL Server. It’s been a good ride and it’s paid the bills, but after 15 years or so it’s time to do something different.   Read more...
By Andy Warren 2015/04/01 | Source: Other | Category: blogs
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Deploying the same database to many different RDBMSs

With the idea of a generic Dacpac defined by international standard, comes the potential for a Visual Studio developer to use SSDT to create a generic database model to a SQL-92 compliant standard that can then be deployed to any one of the major RDBMSs. The same database model would be deployable to Oracle, MySQL, or SQL Server, for example. Professor Hugh Bin-Haad explains the reasoning and technology behind this.  Read more...
By Additional Articles 2015/04/01 | Source: SimpleTalk | Category: humor
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Finally, a Universal Data Integration Utility

Earlier today, a revolutionary product was released: a universal data integration utility.   Read more...
By Tim Mitchell 2015/04/01 | Source: Other | Category: blogs
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Stupid Coding Tricks: The T-SQL Mandelbrot

The bar for entry into CodeSOD is pretty straight forward: professionally-developed code that elicits that certain What The— reaction. Though there have been a few exceptions over the years, generally speaking, student code, hobbyist code, and amateur code need not apply. That said, I'd like to try something a little different today. Today's example is not technically professionally-developed, it's a Stupid Coding Trick. "So I was bored at work one day," Graeme Job explains, "and wondered, what's the most useless thing I could do with my time without actually doing anything. Then it hit me. I could use T-SQL to generate... Mandelbrot." Graeme continued, "Following is a single T-SQL SELECT statement that generates a text-representation of a Mandelbrot Set. The results are best viewed in text-mode."  Read more...
By gogulatorul 2016/09/02 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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Merry Christmas 2014

By Steve Jones 2014/12/25 | Category: t-sql
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‘Twas the night before the upgrade…

A Christmas poem for the DBAs.  Read more...
By Mike Tutor 2014/12/24 | Source: Other | Category: humor
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Friday Shirts

By Steve Jones 2014/10/31 | Category: humor
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Happy Monday

By Steve Jones 2014/09/01 | Category: t-sql
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Script out passwords

This script will let you get the passwords for all SQL Server principals.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2015/10/09 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com
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RTM

By Steve Jones 2014/04/01 | Category: humor
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Geeky Entertainment

As a break from work, this week Steve Jones wants to know what you wish for. Are there comic book, science fiction, or technological thrillers you'd like to see made into movies?  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2014/02/28 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Valentines Day

By Steve Jones 2014/02/14 | Category: humor
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New Cartoons at SQLServerCentral

SQLServerCentral has commissioned a new cartoon that will be coming later this week.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2014/02/03 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: comic strip
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Santa's Reindeer

By Steve Jones 2013/12/25 | Category: humor
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