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Christmas Calendars

By Steve Jones 2017/12/08 | Category: humor
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Halloween 2017

It's a holiday in the US and Steve has a few thoughts.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2017/10/31 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Bad Luck on Friday the 13th

By Steve Jones 2017/10/13 | Category: humor
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Working for Fun

By Steve Jones 2017/09/04 | Category: humor
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Independence Day

By Steve Jones 2017/07/04 | Category: humor
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Tell Me a Joke

We missed April 1 this year, so Steve is looking for some good jokes.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2017/04/03 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Where's Steve?

By Steve Jones 2016/12/30 | Category: humor
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Speeding up a Laptop

By Steve Jones 2016/12/29 | Category: humor
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The founders

By Steve Jones 2016/12/28 | Category: humor
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A New Vehicle

By Steve Jones 2016/12/27 | Category: humor
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Trivia 2016 - Monday

By Steve Jones 2016/12/26 | Category: humor
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Thanksgiving

By Steve Jones 2016/11/24 | Category: t-sql
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Grant Fritchey 2016

By Bob Hovious 2016/09/05 | Category: humor
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Stupid Coding Tricks: The T-SQL Mandelbrot

The bar for entry into CodeSOD is pretty straight forward: professionally-developed code that elicits that certain What The— reaction. Though there have been a few exceptions over the years, generally speaking, student code, hobbyist code, and amateur code need not apply. That said, I'd like to try something a little different today. Today's example is not technically professionally-developed, it's a Stupid Coding Trick. "So I was bored at work one day," Graeme Job explains, "and wondered, what's the most useless thing I could do with my time without actually doing anything. Then it hit me. I could use T-SQL to generate... Mandelbrot." Graeme continued, "Following is a single T-SQL SELECT statement that generates a text-representation of a Mandelbrot Set. The results are best viewed in text-mode."  Read more...
By gogulatorul 2016/09/02 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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Independence Day

By Steve Jones 2016/07/04 | Category: humor
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A Scary Day

By Steve Jones 2016/05/13 | Category: t-sql
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SnowCrash for SQL Server

A new idea for managing your future SQL Servers.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2016/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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If SQL Server Runs on Linux, What's Left for April Fools Day

It’s still a bit hard to believe that SQL Server will soon run on Linux. If you think back to the early days of SQL 7, 2000, even 2005, who would have bet any money on it ever happening?  Read more...
By Andy Warren 2016/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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Stupid Coding Tricks: The T-SQL Mandelbrot

The bar for entry into CodeSOD is pretty straight forward: professionally-developed code that elicits that certain What The— reaction. Though there have been a few exceptions over the years, generally speaking, student code, hobbyist code, and amateur code need not apply. That said, I'd like to try something a little different today. Today's example is not technically professionally-developed, it's a Stupid Coding Trick. "So I was bored at work one day," Graeme Job explains, "and wondered, what's the most useless thing I could do with my time without actually doing anything. Then it hit me. I could use T-SQL to generate... Mandelbrot." Graeme continued, "Following is a single T-SQL SELECT statement that generates a text-representation of a Mandelbrot Set. The results are best viewed in text-mode."  Read more...
By gogulatorul 2016/09/02 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
Rating: |  Discuss |   Briefcase | 5,321 reads

Merry Christmas 2015

By Steve Jones 2015/12/25 | Category: t-sql
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