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One Million Tables

A quick experiment to create one million tables in a database.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2018/05/10 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: t-sql
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The New Year

By Steve Jones 2018/01/01 | Category: humor
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Christmas 2017 - Part 4

By Steve Jones 2017/12/28 | Category: humor
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Christmas 2017 - Part 3

By Steve Jones 2017/12/27 | Category: humor
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Christmas 2017 - Part 2

By Steve Jones 2017/12/26 | Category: humor
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Christmas 2017

By Steve Jones 2017/12/25 | Category: humor
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Christmas Calendars

By Steve Jones 2017/12/08 | Category: humor
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Halloween 2017

It's a holiday in the US and Steve has a few thoughts.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2017/10/31 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Bad Luck on Friday the 13th

By Steve Jones 2017/10/13 | Category: humor
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Working for Fun

By Steve Jones 2017/09/04 | Category: humor
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Independence Day

By Steve Jones 2017/07/04 | Category: humor
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Tell Me a Joke

We missed April 1 this year, so Steve is looking for some good jokes.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2017/04/03 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial
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Where's Steve?

By Steve Jones 2016/12/30 | Category: humor
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Speeding up a Laptop

By Steve Jones 2016/12/29 | Category: humor
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The founders

By Steve Jones 2016/12/28 | Category: humor
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A New Vehicle

By Steve Jones 2016/12/27 | Category: humor
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Trivia 2016 - Monday

By Steve Jones 2016/12/26 | Category: humor
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Thanksgiving

By Steve Jones 2016/11/24 | Category: t-sql
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Grant Fritchey 2016

By Bob Hovious 2016/09/05 | Category: humor
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Stupid Coding Tricks: The T-SQL Mandelbrot

The bar for entry into CodeSOD is pretty straight forward: professionally-developed code that elicits that certain What The— reaction. Though there have been a few exceptions over the years, generally speaking, student code, hobbyist code, and amateur code need not apply. That said, I'd like to try something a little different today. Today's example is not technically professionally-developed, it's a Stupid Coding Trick. "So I was bored at work one day," Graeme Job explains, "and wondered, what's the most useless thing I could do with my time without actually doing anything. Then it hit me. I could use T-SQL to generate... Mandelbrot." Graeme continued, "Following is a single T-SQL SELECT statement that generates a text-representation of a Mandelbrot Set. The results are best viewed in text-mode."  Read more...
By gogulatorul 2016/09/02 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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