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Time to Rebrand

I became a SQL guy back in 1998 because the company that hired me used SQL Server. It’s been a good ride and it’s paid the bills, but after 15 years or so it’s time to do something different.   Read more...
By Andy Warren 2015/04/01 | Source: Other | Category: blogs
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Finally, a Universal Data Integration Utility

Earlier today, a revolutionary product was released: a universal data integration utility.   Read more...
By Tim Mitchell 2015/04/01 | Source: Other | Category: blogs
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UF Dissolves Computer Science Program, Increases Funding for “Future Jobs”

In a bold and decisive move earlier today, the University of Florida has decided to dissolve their computer science education...  Read more...
By 2012/04/26 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: blogs
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Moving to MySQL

It’s time. After years of building this site to work with SQL Server, I sold it to Red Gate Software. Part of that transaction meant that I had to work for Red Gate for a period of time afterwards. I think I’ve done a good job in that time, but I don’t own this site anymore, and can’t compete with it contractually.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2009/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: blogs
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Buying A Plane

There's been a lot of bad press about 'corporate jets' in the news over the past year. Not that planes themselves have issues, but rather many questions about whether corporations are spending shareholder dollars appropriately. It's not a simple topic, but clearly there did seem to be a lack of awareness about how those kinds of things would be perceived in difficult financial times.  Read more...
By Andy Warren 2009/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: blogs
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Accessing results in a random order: Towards the automated Thank-you letter

Phil shows how 'CROSS APPLY' can be useful for writing thank-you letters or thinking of excuses as to why your project has failed....  Read more...
By Phil Factor 2009/03/18 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: blogs
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