Click here to monitor SSC
SQLServerCentral is supported by Red Gate Software Ltd.
 
Log in  ::  Register  ::  Not logged in
 
 
 
        
Home       Members    Calendar    Who's On


Add to briefcase 12»»

Raw Materials - The Eyes of Derek Expand / Collapse
Author
Message
Posted Tuesday, October 5, 2010 9:29 PM
SSC Rookie

SSC RookieSSC RookieSSC RookieSSC RookieSSC RookieSSC RookieSSC RookieSSC Rookie

Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 9:03 AM
Points: 49, Visits: 253
Comments posted to this topic are about the item Raw Materials - The Eyes of Derek
Post #998925
Posted Tuesday, October 5, 2010 11:31 PM
SSC-Enthusiastic

SSC-EnthusiasticSSC-EnthusiasticSSC-EnthusiasticSSC-EnthusiasticSSC-EnthusiasticSSC-EnthusiasticSSC-EnthusiasticSSC-Enthusiastic

Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Today @ 12:38 AM
Points: 156, Visits: 266
This I need to put on wall for Developers to see
Post #998964
Posted Tuesday, October 5, 2010 11:54 PM


SSC-Insane

SSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-Insane

Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Today @ 6:02 PM
Points: 21,657, Visits: 15,326
This is a good one. I wonder if the developers would be ok with it posted where they could see it regularly.



Jason AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
I have given a name to my pain...
MCM SQL Server


SQL RNNR

Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw
Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden
Hidden RBAR - Jeff Moden
VLFs and the Tran Log - Kimberly Tripp
Post #998976
Posted Wednesday, October 6, 2010 12:03 AM


Ten Centuries

Ten CenturiesTen CenturiesTen CenturiesTen CenturiesTen CenturiesTen CenturiesTen CenturiesTen Centuries

Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Wednesday, June 18, 2014 3:28 AM
Points: 1,044, Visits: 1,839
like it!!

Regards/Raunak
Now a member of Linkedin

Please visit the all new Performance Point Forum
Please visit the all new Data Mining and Business Analytics Forum
Post #998985
Posted Wednesday, October 6, 2010 6:39 AM


SSC-Insane

SSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-InsaneSSC-Insane

Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Thursday, August 28, 2014 4:00 AM
Points: 21,397, Visits: 9,612
Yup, that works everytime.
Post #999214
Posted Wednesday, October 6, 2010 6:57 AM
SSCrazy

SSCrazySSCrazySSCrazySSCrazySSCrazySSCrazySSCrazySSCrazy

Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Today @ 3:07 PM
Points: 2,143, Visits: 3,426
Now I understand why I'm so paranoid!
Post #999237
Posted Wednesday, October 6, 2010 7:02 AM


SSCrazy

SSCrazySSCrazySSCrazySSCrazySSCrazySSCrazySSCrazySSCrazy

Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Wednesday, August 27, 2014 10:05 AM
Points: 2,897, Visits: 5,981
Very good one Larry.
-Luke.


To help us help you read this

For better help with performance problems please read this
Post #999245
Posted Wednesday, October 6, 2010 8:29 AM


SSC Eights!

SSC Eights!SSC Eights!SSC Eights!SSC Eights!SSC Eights!SSC Eights!SSC Eights!SSC Eights!

Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Thursday, February 6, 2014 12:59 PM
Points: 801, Visits: 1,962
Brilliant!

One of our local congregations put in a centralized control system for heating and A/C. There were tiny sensors in the wall in each room. From the central station we could see the temperature, humidity, and air flow rates everywhere in the building. Great, right?

Still we got complaints of "it's too cold", "it's too hot", "it's drafty", "it's stuffy". It mattered not what the real conditions were people blamed the system.

One of the old guys went to the local DIY store and got some cheap home thermostats. These got screwed to the wall in every room. The complaints stopped. If someone did not like the room condition they got up and twisted the knob.


ATB

Charles Kincaid

Post #999392
Posted Wednesday, October 6, 2010 10:39 AM


Ten Centuries

Ten CenturiesTen CenturiesTen CenturiesTen CenturiesTen CenturiesTen CenturiesTen CenturiesTen Centuries

Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Friday, August 1, 2014 9:46 PM
Points: 1,380, Visits: 2,684
I'm going to have to purchase some "eyes" now. lol! Great one Larry!

---------------------------------------------------------------------
Use Full Links:
KB Article from Microsoft on how to ask a question on a Forum
Post #999608
Posted Wednesday, October 6, 2010 11:50 AM
SSC Veteran

SSC VeteranSSC VeteranSSC VeteranSSC VeteranSSC VeteranSSC VeteranSSC VeteranSSC Veteran

Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Wednesday, August 27, 2014 9:38 AM
Points: 235, Visits: 493
Great strip! I'm still laughing over it!
Post #999708
« Prev Topic | Next Topic »

Add to briefcase 12»»

Permissions Expand / Collapse