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Raw Materials - The Eyes of Derek
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gonickl
gonickl
Posted Tuesday, October 05, 2010 9:29 PM
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Raw Materials - The Eyes of Derek
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Nick Hart
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Posted Tuesday, October 05, 2010 11:31 PM
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This I need to put on wall for Developers to see
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SQLRNNR
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Posted Tuesday, October 05, 2010 11:54 PM
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This is a good one. I wonder if the developers would be ok with it posted where they could see it regularly.
Jason
AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
I have given a name to my pain...
MCM SQL Server 2008
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw
Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden
Hidden RBAR - Jeff Moden
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Raunak Jhawar
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Posted Wednesday, October 06, 2010 12:03 AM
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like it!!
Regards/Raunak
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Ninja's_RGR'us
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Posted Wednesday, October 06, 2010 6:39 AM
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Yup, that works everytime.
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Ray K
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Posted Wednesday, October 06, 2010 6:57 AM
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Now
I understand why I'm so paranoid!
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Luke L
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Posted Wednesday, October 06, 2010 7:02 AM
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Very good one Larry.
-Luke.
To help us help you
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For better help with performance problems please
read this
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Charles Kincaid
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Posted Wednesday, October 06, 2010 8:29 AM
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Brilliant!
One of our local congregations put in a centralized control system for heating and A/C. There were tiny sensors in the wall in each room. From the central station we could see the temperature, humidity, and air flow rates everywhere in the building. Great, right?
Still we got complaints of "it's too cold", "it's too hot", "it's drafty", "it's stuffy". It mattered not what the real conditions were people blamed the system.
One of the old guys went to the local DIY store and got some cheap home thermostats. These got screwed to the wall in every room. The complaints stopped. If someone did not like the room condition they got up and twisted the knob.
ATB
Charles Kincaid
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Trey Staker
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Posted Wednesday, October 06, 2010 10:39 AM
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I'm going to have to purchase some "eyes" now. lol! Great one Larry!
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jpertell
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Posted Wednesday, October 06, 2010 11:50 AM
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Great strip! I'm still laughing over it!
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