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Posted Saturday, April 19, 2014 4:04 PM


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--Jeff Moden
"RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for "Row-By-Agonizing-Row".

First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column."

(play on words) "Just because you CAN do something in T-SQL, doesn't mean you SHOULDN'T." --22 Aug 2013

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Posted Sunday, April 20, 2014 7:33 AM


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Posted Sunday, April 20, 2014 10:11 AM


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Posted Sunday, April 20, 2014 12:41 PM


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Posted Monday, April 21, 2014 5:13 AM
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Posted Monday, April 21, 2014 7:05 AM


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Posted Monday, April 21, 2014 8:41 AM
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Posted Tuesday, April 22, 2014 1:26 AM
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Posted Tuesday, April 22, 2014 5:24 AM
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