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Posted Thursday, November 12, 2009 1:07 PM


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WhatDoughHeadUsesAVGinPlaceofSumWhenTryingtoGetASum


I figured i could use my new column name as a word since that is what I have been fixing in an executive report lately.




Jason AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Posted Thursday, November 12, 2009 1:12 PM


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How about a medical concern?

Foot In Mouth disease...


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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
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Posted Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:24 PM
Hall of Fame

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Serenity



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Senior Database Administrator

"Ave Caesar! - Morituri te salutamus."
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Posted Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:31 PM


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in/*use master; select * from sys.users*/jection

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Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part...unless you're my manager...or a director and above...or a really loud-spoken end-user..All right - what was my emergency again?
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Posted Friday, November 13, 2009 6:41 AM
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Are we human or are we dancer?

Madame Artois
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Posted Friday, November 13, 2009 6:45 AM


SSCoach

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S Hodkinson (11/13/2009)
Are we human or are we dancer?

We are Devo


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Property of The Thread

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Posted Friday, November 13, 2009 7:10 AM
Old Hand

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lol



Madame Artois
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Posted Friday, November 13, 2009 10:32 AM


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dragee

Why?

Just because it has stuck with me since watching the food network the other night.




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Posted Monday, November 16, 2009 10:08 AM


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teriyaki



Jason AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Posted Tuesday, November 17, 2009 3:49 AM
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LOL
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