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SQLRNNR
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Posted Thursday, November 12, 2009 1:07 PM
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WhatDoughHeadUsesAVGinPlaceofSumWhenTryingtoGetASum
I figured i could use my new column name as a word since that is what I have been fixing in an executive report lately.
Jason
AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
I have given a name to my pain...
MCM SQL Server 2008
SQL RNNR
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jcrawf02
jcrawf02
Posted Thursday, November 12, 2009 1:12 PM
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How about a medical concern?
Foot In Mouth disease...
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How best to post your question
How to post performance problems
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
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rudy - Doctor "X"
rudy - Doctor "X"
Posted Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:24 PM
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Serenity
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Rudy Komacsar
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"Ave Caesar! - Morituri te salutamus."
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Matt Miller (#4)
Matt Miller (#4)
Posted Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:31 PM
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in/*use master; select * from sys.users*/jection
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Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part...unless you're my manager...or a director and above...or a really loud-spoken end-user..All right - what was my emergency again?
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S Hodkinson
S Hodkinson
Posted Friday, November 13, 2009 6:41 AM
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Are we human or are we dancer?
Madame Artois
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GSquared
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Posted Friday, November 13, 2009 6:45 AM
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S Hodkinson (11/13/2009)
Are we human or are we dancer?
We are Devo
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"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
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S Hodkinson
S Hodkinson
Posted Friday, November 13, 2009 7:10 AM
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lol
Madame Artois
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SQLRNNR
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dragee
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Just because it has stuck with me since watching the food network the other night.
Jason
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SQLRNNR
SQLRNNR
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teriyaki
Jason
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I have given a name to my pain...
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SQL RNNR
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Hidden RBAR - Jeff Moden
VLFs and the Tran Log - Kimberly Tripp
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alpeshgediya
alpeshgediya
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LOL
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