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Posted Saturday, January 31, 2009 12:35 PM


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Best wishes,

Phil Factor
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Posted Saturday, January 31, 2009 6:49 PM


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On that note, all I can do
is raise my mug into the air
and say "3 cheers to SSC"
and to all of those that care! :D


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Posted Saturday, January 31, 2009 8:21 PM


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Well, I don't quite have the erudite literary chops that you guys do:

There once was a man named Jones,
Who liked his SQL, "no bones."
He started this site,
'cause he felt 'twas right,
And no one else had the stones.


( And it's "see-quell", not "ess-que-ell" :) )


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Posted Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:17 PM


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BWAA-HAAA! Oh, you said "chops". :P

--Jeff Moden
"RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for "Row-By-Agonizing-Row".

First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column."

(play on words) "Just because you CAN do something in T-SQL, doesn't mean you SHOULDN'T." --22 Aug 2013

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to post performance problems
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Posted Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:37 PM


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Jeff Moden (1/31/2009)
BWAA-HAAA! Oh, you said "chops". :P

Uh, yeah... that's the part that you liked! :D


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Posted Monday, February 2, 2009 2:23 AM
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Awesome Phil. This one was great.


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Posted Monday, February 2, 2009 5:57 AM


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Whoop!!!!

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Posted Monday, February 2, 2009 8:42 AM


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Posted Monday, February 2, 2009 9:00 AM


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Very nice, Phil, and thanks.

It's right on that many of you out there have helped.

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Posted Monday, February 2, 2009 9:28 AM
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hip - hip, hooray!
Hip - Hip, Hooray!
HIP - HIP, HOORAY!

Congrats on the milestone... another in a line of many more to come!
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