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Phil Factor
Phil Factor
Posted Saturday, January 31, 2009 12:35 PM
Mr or Mrs. 500
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Comments posted to this topic are about the item
Guest Editorial: And Now; a Recitation
Best wishes,
Phil Factor
Simple Talk
Post #647540
Jeff Moden
Jeff Moden
Posted Saturday, January 31, 2009 6:49 PM
SSC-Dedicated
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Last Login: Today @ 4:51 PM
Points: 32,923,
Visits: 26,811
On that note, all I can do
is raise my mug into the air
and say "3 cheers to SSC"
and to all of those that care! :D
--Jeff Moden
"
RBAR
is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for "
R
ow-
B
y-
A
gonizing-
R
ow".
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column."
For better, quicker answers on T-SQL questions, click on the following...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/
For better answers on performance questions, click on the following...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/SQLServerCentral/66909/
Post #647601
RBarryYoung
RBarryYoung
Posted Saturday, January 31, 2009 8:21 PM
SSCrazy Eights
Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:13 AM
Points: 9,855,
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Well, I don't quite have the erudite literary chops that you guys do:
There once was a man named Jones,
Who liked his SQL, "no bones."
He started this site,
'cause he felt 'twas right,
And no one else had the stones.
( And it's "see-quell",
not
"ess-que-ell" :) )
-- RBarryYoung
,
(302)375-0451
blog:
MovingSQL.com
, Twitter:
@RBarryYoung
Proactive
Performance Solutions, Inc.
"Performance is our middle name."
Post #647621
Jeff Moden
Jeff Moden
Posted Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:17 PM
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Last Login: Today @ 4:51 PM
Points: 32,923,
Visits: 26,811
BWAA-HAAA! Oh, you said "chops". :P
--Jeff Moden
"
RBAR
is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for "
R
ow-
B
y-
A
gonizing-
R
ow".
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column."
For better, quicker answers on T-SQL questions, click on the following...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/
For better answers on performance questions, click on the following...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/SQLServerCentral/66909/
Post #647646
RBarryYoung
RBarryYoung
Posted Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:37 PM
SSCrazy Eights
Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:13 AM
Points: 9,855,
Visits: 9,374
Jeff Moden (1/31/2009)
BWAA-HAAA! Oh, you said "chops". :P
Uh, yeah...
that's
the part that you liked! :D
-- RBarryYoung
,
(302)375-0451
blog:
MovingSQL.com
, Twitter:
@RBarryYoung
Proactive
Performance Solutions, Inc.
"Performance is our middle name."
Post #647652
Anipaul
Anipaul
Posted Monday, February 02, 2009 2:23 AM
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Visits: 1,336
Awesome Phil. This one was great.
Post #647866
Grant Fritchey
Grant Fritchey
Posted Monday, February 02, 2009 5:57 AM
SSChampion
Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Today @ 1:09 PM
Points: 13,383,
Visits: 25,187
Whoop!!!!
[holding up a lighter]
----------------------------------------------------
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." Theodore Roosevelt
The Scary DBA
Author of:
SQL Server 2012 Query Performance Tuning
SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled
and
SQL Server Execution Plans
Product Evangelist for
Red Gate Software
Post #647948
Andy Lennon
Andy Lennon
Posted Monday, February 02, 2009 8:42 AM
Ten Centuries
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Points: 1,386,
Visits: 823
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Post #648077
Steve Jones - SSC Editor
Steve Jones - SSC Editor
Posted Monday, February 02, 2009 9:00 AM
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Visits: 13,751
Very nice, Phil, and thanks.
It's right on that many of you out there have helped.
(post sneaked in from Keystone, CO )
Follow me on Twitter:
@way0utwest
Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help
Post #648093
DPhillips-731960
DPhillips-731960
Posted Monday, February 02, 2009 9:28 AM
Ten Centuries
Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Friday, August 10, 2012 6:08 PM
Points: 1,156,
Visits: 801
hip - hip, hooray!
Hip - Hip, Hooray!
HIP - HIP, HOORAY!
Congrats on the milestone... another in a line of many more to come!
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