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Posted Wednesday, January 21, 2009 5:02 PM


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OK, we've had fun bashing frustrating posters & topics.

But to be fair, we should hold ourselves much more accountable than them (after all, we do know better). So this topic is devoted to pointing out our own mistakes, blunders and bloopers.

The rules: You can only point out your own flaws and failings (or someone's whom you are are on good enough terms to get away with it :) ). No mere typos or grammar errors either. This is for really dumb, stupid things that either:

1) Make you look like an idiot, or
2) Leaves everyone scratching their heads, saying "what the heck was that?", or
3) Completely contradict your own point, or
4) Is the opposite of what you tell everyone else to do.

And yes, I'll go first...
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Who does this guy "RBarryYoung" think he is? He can't even get a simple query right. Check this out: here.

Man, what a bonehead!

(Edit: Believe it or not, I got the link wrong too!)


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Posted Wednesday, January 21, 2009 5:10 PM


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i really like the answers that point to a link with letmegooglethatforyou.com...i really think it makes people think twice.

so yeah, our answers might be a little arrogant when we do that...but hey.

really, i think there are only like 6 questions that keep getting repeated over 90 percent of the posts, and the other 10% are the ones that we enjoy.

The most common? i think are:
1. not understanding how to get a datetime or dateadd value in a query?
2. pivot table/crosstab/rows-to-columns?
3. how do i fill in non-existant data with a Tally Table?
4. comma delimit a bunch of fields or columns into a single field?
5. how do i find out who deleted/updated something?
6. what's the answer to my homework?


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Posted Wednesday, January 21, 2009 5:22 PM


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Well, I agree with your list Lowell. And I do use that link sometimes myself (mostly with my kids). But neither of those are the point of this topic. The point is, find a reply that you made that you wish you never had and point it out here. :D

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Posted Wednesday, January 21, 2009 7:09 PM


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As it may difficult to critique myself. I decided that I'll let any of the top 15 forum leaders have the honor of pointing out my mistakes. I have faith in their knowledge and abilities and feel that they are best to critique me on this forum.

Have fun, be kind, yet firm.




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Posted Wednesday, January 21, 2009 7:43 PM


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RBarryYoung (1/21/2009)
Man, what a bonehead!


And all that time.... I thought it was a helmet. ;)


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Posted Wednesday, January 21, 2009 7:50 PM


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BWAA-HAA!! I'd like to see a thread on nominations as to who can fire the best pork chops and it can't be yourself! Here's a recent post that would fit the bill...

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic641279-8-1.aspx?Update=1

That's gotta be one of the driest, on the mark pork chops I've ever seen. :P


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First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column."

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(play on words) "Just because you CAN do something in T-SQL, doesn't mean you SHOULDN'T." --22 Aug 2013

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Posted Wednesday, January 21, 2009 10:07 PM


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Man, what a bonehead!


And all that time.... I thought it was a helmet. ;)

No, no, no, dude! The helmet is to cover-up my bonehead.


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Posted Thursday, January 22, 2009 4:45 AM


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really, i think there are only like 6 questions that keep getting repeated over 90 percent of the posts, and the other 10% are the ones that we enjoy.

The most common? i think are:
1. not understanding how to get a datetime or dateadd value in a query?
2. pivot table/crosstab/rows-to-columns?
3. how do i fill in non-existant data with a Tally Table?
4. comma delimit a bunch of fields or columns into a single field?
5. how do i find out who deleted/updated something?
6. what's the answer to my homework?



good list, Steve should put this as a Sticky on top of every section :)


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Posted Thursday, January 22, 2009 6:30 AM


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really, i think there are only like 6 questions that keep getting repeated over 90 percent of the posts, and the other 10% are the ones that we enjoy.

The most common? i think are:
1. not understanding how to get a datetime or dateadd value in a query?
2. pivot table/crosstab/rows-to-columns?
3. how do i fill in non-existant data with a Tally Table?
4. comma delimit a bunch of fields or columns into a single field?
5. how do i find out who deleted/updated something?
6. what's the answer to my homework?

Number 4 should be modified, or we need an additional one:
4a. split a column with comma-delimited values into multiple columns


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Posted Thursday, January 22, 2009 6:33 AM


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I probably have a few good ones, maybe more in articles than answers, but I'd like to think that most of us have good answers, often backing each other up.

I don't see a lot of bad answers from people, sometimes incomplete or not thought out, or leading the OP down a path that will get them into trouble by answering the question and not asking for more details.

If you find some of mine, be sure to post them. I'm sure I've made quite a few mistakes. No editorial links, please, I hear about mistakes there quite often already.







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