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Alvin Ramard
Alvin Ramard
Posted Friday, November 20, 2009 3:25 PM
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Lynn Pettis (11/20/2009)
Alvin, I think it is time to go home, If not for you, it is for me! Have a good weekend!
Have a great weekend too.
Alvin Ramard
Memphis PASS Chapter
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CirquedeSQLeil
CirquedeSQLeil
Posted Friday, November 20, 2009 3:54 PM
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Yum, just finished my prime rib - that hit the spot after all the carnivore talk. Late Lunch due to meetings during lunch - had to get something substantive.
Jason
I have given a name to my pain...
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw
Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden
Hidden RBAR - Jeff Moden
VLFs and the Tran Log - Kimberly Tripp
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Jeff Moden
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Gianluca Sartori (11/20/2009)
Thanks Gus, I would never have thought of milk! I'll try and let you know the results.
My steak recipe is the shortest ever:
* volcano hot grill
* raw steak
* max 20 second per side
Serve with salt, pepper and a drop of tuscan olive oil.
The chef suggests a glass of red wine, possibly "Sagrantino di Montefalco".
...Uhmmm... I'm getting hungry.
Here's the way I used to order steak...
Waitress: ... and how would you like the steak done?
Me: Black'n'Blue
Waitress: Pardon me?
Me: Not to worry... just tell the cook to chase it out here and I'll cut a piece off as it runs by.
--Jeff Moden
"
RBAR
is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for "
R
ow-
B
y-
A
gonizing-
R
ow".
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column."
For better, quicker answers, click on the following...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/
For better answers on performance questions, click on the following...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/SQLServerCentral/66909/
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Steve Jones - Editor
Steve Jones - Editor
Posted Friday, November 20, 2009 4:10 PM
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Now I want a steak for dinner, but my wife put a turkey in
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Steve Jones - Editor (11/20/2009)
Now I want a steak for dinner, but my wife put a turkey in
Boycott dinner - tell her Thanksgiving is next week
Or dress the turkey with A-1...
Jason
I have given a name to my pain...
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw
Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden
Hidden RBAR - Jeff Moden
VLFs and the Tran Log - Kimberly Tripp
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The Dixie Flatline
The Dixie Flatline
Posted Friday, November 20, 2009 5:04 PM
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MMmmmmm..... dead cow good....
Now my stomach is rumbling.
I'm definitely stopping by the grocery store for a couple of ribeyes and good cab.
I hope all y'all have a great weekend.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
-- Friedrich Schiller
Whenever possible, I prefer to eat the rude.
-- Hannibal Lecter
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Jeff Moden
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Steve Jones - Editor (11/20/2009)
Now I want a steak for dinner, but my wife put a turkey in
At least it's not that "Tofurky" garbage...
--Jeff Moden
"
RBAR
is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for "
R
ow-
B
y-
A
gonizing-
R
ow".
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column."
For better, quicker answers, click on the following...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/
For better answers on performance questions, click on the following...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/SQLServerCentral/66909/
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Gianluca Sartori
Gianluca Sartori
Posted Monday, November 23, 2009 1:38 AM
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Too much talk about steak: I had to have one for dinner!
This was my steak last saturday. Still alive.
How to post for quicker answers
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GilaMonster
GilaMonster
Posted Monday, November 23, 2009 2:13 AM
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I'm not much of a steak fan (or beef in general much), but I think I'll be trying out the steak recipe soon.
Gail Shaw
We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and none may pass
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jcrawf02
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Posted Monday, November 23, 2009 6:58 AM
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GSquared (11/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (11/20/2009)
And
Steak Talk
takes us to 9400 posts on
The Thread
!
Yeah, who'd have thought The Thread was an epicurean carnivore? I always thought it was more oriented towards the conquest and/or destruction of the human race.
Of course, Soylent Green is people ....
So, logical conclusion, lactose intolerant people are not as tasty as others...
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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
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