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Because you just had two pina coladas?


That's completely misworded. It's "because you had just two pina coladas."







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Because you just had two pina coladas?


That's completely misworded. It's "because you had just two pina coladas."


LOL




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Posted Thursday, July 31, 2014 3:02 PM


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This:
[quote]Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/31/2014)
Just dropped over to the Heap Consultancy and I see a comment from Bill in KC about me staring at him from the login banner and then this:

"Steve is cool"

Maybe I should visit SO/SE more often

Thanks, Doug. I wonder why I might get a "chilly reception".



I doubt that you would Jeff. This is very out of context. This is their version of "the thread" and that comment in context was actually kind of funny. Nothing meant derogatory by it at all from the way I read it. I am sure they would welcome you with open arms. I mean they accepted me easily enough. And Jason...err SQLRNNR...just showed up over there too. There are a few other SSC regulars in there I have seen too.


Got a URL or is this a test?


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This:
[quote]Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/31/2014)
Just dropped over to the Heap Consultancy and I see a comment from Bill in KC about me staring at him from the login banner and then this:

"Steve is cool"

Maybe I should visit SO/SE more often

Thanks, Doug. I wonder why I might get a "chilly reception".



I doubt that you would Jeff. This is very out of context. This is their version of "the thread" and that comment in context was actually kind of funny. Nothing meant derogatory by it at all from the way I read it. I am sure they would welcome you with open arms. I mean they accepted me easily enough. And Jason...err SQLRNNR...just showed up over there too. There are a few other SSC regulars in there I have seen too.


Got a URL or is this a test?


I know better than to test you.

It all started from Paul's post. http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1598420.aspx

The direct link to "the heap" is. http://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/179/the-heap-consultancy-


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Because you just had two pina coladas?


That's completely misworded. It's "because you had just two pina coladas."


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This:
[quote]Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/31/2014)
Just dropped over to the Heap Consultancy and I see a comment from Bill in KC about me staring at him from the login banner and then this:

"Steve is cool"

Maybe I should visit SO/SE more often

Thanks, Doug. I wonder why I might get a "chilly reception".



I doubt that you would Jeff. This is very out of context. This is their version of "the thread" and that comment in context was actually kind of funny. Nothing meant derogatory by it at all from the way I read it. I am sure they would welcome you with open arms. I mean they accepted me easily enough. And Jason...err SQLRNNR...just showed up over there too. There are a few other SSC regulars in there I have seen too.



Sent Jeff a PM to further qualify my comment. It was dumb and I take responsibility for typing from the wrong end.
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Posted Thursday, July 31, 2014 5:00 PM


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This:
[quote]Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/31/2014)
Just dropped over to the Heap Consultancy and I see a comment from Bill in KC about me staring at him from the login banner and then this:

"Steve is cool"

Maybe I should visit SO/SE more often

Thanks, Doug. I wonder why I might get a "chilly reception".



I doubt that you would Jeff. This is very out of context. This is their version of "the thread" and that comment in context was actually kind of funny. Nothing meant derogatory by it at all from the way I read it. I am sure they would welcome you with open arms. I mean they accepted me easily enough. And Jason...err SQLRNNR...just showed up over there too. There are a few other SSC regulars in there I have seen too.



Sent Jeff a PM to further qualify my comment. It was dumb and I take responsibility for typing from the wrong end.


Not to worry. I actually lost track of that thread and I'm glad you reminded me of it. It would appear that I've left some unfinished business there that I'll have to address soon. Oddly enough, it parallels another "thread" that I recently revisted some code on.


--Jeff Moden
"RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for "Row-By-Agonizing-Row".

First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column."

(play on words) "Just because you CAN do something in T-SQL, doesn't mean you SHOULDN'T." --22 Aug 2013

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Posted Thursday, July 31, 2014 5:03 PM


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This:
[quote]Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/31/2014)
Just dropped over to the Heap Consultancy and I see a comment from Bill in KC about me staring at him from the login banner and then this:

"Steve is cool"

Maybe I should visit SO/SE more often

Thanks, Doug. I wonder why I might get a "chilly reception".



I doubt that you would Jeff. This is very out of context. This is their version of "the thread" and that comment in context was actually kind of funny. Nothing meant derogatory by it at all from the way I read it. I am sure they would welcome you with open arms. I mean they accepted me easily enough. And Jason...err SQLRNNR...just showed up over there too. There are a few other SSC regulars in there I have seen too.


Got a URL or is this a test?


I know better than to test you.

It all started from Paul's post. http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1598420.aspx

The direct link to "the heap" is. http://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/179/the-heap-consultancy-


I'd forgotten about that thread because I actually have to work for a living. I've rediscovered it thanks to a nice PM I got. It turns out that there's a similar thread that I recently revisted the code on and will get back to both soon.


--Jeff Moden
"RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for "Row-By-Agonizing-Row".

First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column."

(play on words) "Just because you CAN do something in T-SQL, doesn't mean you SHOULDN'T." --22 Aug 2013

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