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Posted Thursday, June 26, 2014 12:22 AM


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Crystal ball needed!

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1585731-3412-1.aspx




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Posted Thursday, June 26, 2014 2:48 AM


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Koen Verbeeck (6/26/2014)
Crystal ball needed!

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1585731-3412-1.aspx


... and another one
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1586022-2799-1.aspx




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Posted Thursday, June 26, 2014 6:57 AM


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Koen Verbeeck (6/26/2014)
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Crystal ball needed!

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1585731-3412-1.aspx


... and another one
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1586022-2799-1.aspx


I am doing a bunch of things.
Now I want to do another thing, and it is similar, just in SSIS.
Please tell me exactly how.

Good test for the Crystal Ball to verify it's been correctly repaired.
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Posted Thursday, June 26, 2014 6:59 AM


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Koen Verbeeck (6/26/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (6/26/2014)
Crystal ball needed!

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1585731-3412-1.aspx


... and another one
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1586022-2799-1.aspx


I am doing a bunch of things.
Now I want to do another thing, and it is similar, just in SSIS.
Please tell me exactly how.

Good test for the Crystal Ball to verify it's been correctly repaired.


I'll tell you exactly how:
you give me money, I do it in your place




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Posted Thursday, June 26, 2014 7:20 AM


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Oooh, another case for the crystal ball. Or maybe the magic 8-ball...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1586405-2799-1.aspx

Magic 8-ball says "unknown"



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Posted Thursday, June 26, 2014 4:56 PM


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The crystal ball is malfunctioning. Sorry, I'm sending it back to the shop. The next person who wants to try using it is welcome to grab the fees.

PM: Why is this still not done?
ME: l be perfectly happy to finish a piece of your project if you'll STOP CHANGING MY GODDAMNED *nuclear level right goddamned now!* PRIORITIES.
PM: I gave this to you three weeks ago!
ME: You mean the day after the last day I had a day off? Stay still, my vision's a bit blurry so reloading may take a moment.



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Posted Thursday, June 26, 2014 5:00 PM


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Love it when they change priorities, not day by day, but minute by minute basis. Makes it a lot of fun to decipher what really needs to be done.



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Posted Thursday, June 26, 2014 5:13 PM
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Evil Kraig F (6/26/2014)
The crystal ball is malfunctioning. Sorry, I'm sending it back to the shop. The next person who wants to try using it is welcome to grab the fees.

PM: Why is this still not done?
ME: l be perfectly happy to finish a piece of your project if you'll STOP CHANGING MY GODDAMNED *nuclear level right goddamned now!* PRIORITIES.
PM: I gave this to you three weeks ago!
ME: You mean the day after the last day I had a day off? Stay still, my vision's a bit blurry so reloading may take a moment.

You must get up to date, crystal is out, Extrasensory perception network is in, still working on the reception though
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Posted Thursday, June 26, 2014 8:07 PM
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The crystal ball is malfunctioning. Sorry, I'm sending it back to the shop. The next person who wants to try using it is welcome to grab the fees.

PM: Why is this still not done?
ME: l be perfectly happy to finish a piece of your project if you'll STOP CHANGING MY GODDAMNED *nuclear level right goddamned now!* PRIORITIES.
PM: I gave this to you three weeks ago!
ME: You mean the day after the last day I had a day off? Stay still, my vision's a bit blurry so reloading may take a moment.

You must get up to date, crystal is out, Extrasensory perception network is in, still working on the reception though
I didn't see you in my office today, Craig, but it sure sounds like you were there.



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Posted Friday, June 27, 2014 2:20 AM


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Eirikur Eiriksson (6/26/2014)
You must get up to date, crystal is out, Extrasensory perception network is in, still working on the reception though


The problem with the ESP network is the signal:noise ratio is bad. I don't want to be hearing what all my colleagues are thinking (really don't) while trying to figure out if an OP has ever written T-SQL before.



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