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You shrunk a database? How could you???





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Just so the rest of you can feel jealous, I got a hug from Gail and a handshake from Rodney last week :)


I can't top that recently but I still have the piece of rebar that Rodney presented to me back in 2011.


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You shrunk a database? How could you???





Yeah, they told me at PASS that every time you shrink a database a puppy gets killed.


You sure? I was told it would kill a project manager that thought they could design databases... been shrinkin' databases ever since.


--Jeff Moden
"RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for "Row-By-Agonizing-Row".

First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column."

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to post performance problems
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You shrunk a database? How could you???





Yeah, they told me at PASS that every time you shrink a database a puppy gets killed.


You sure? I was told it would kill a project manager that thought they could design databases... been shrinkin' databases ever since.


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GilaMonster (6/24/2013)
You shrunk a database? How could you???













Uhh, with this:
DBCC SHRINKFILE('WBT', 150000)










(Yes, I know everyone is kidding around, and it's not something I intend to do regularly...)
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You shrunk a database? How could you???













Uhh, with this:
DBCC SHRINKFILE('WBT', 150000)






Blasphemy. Sheer Blasphemy.

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You shrunk a database? How could you???













Uhh, with this:
DBCC SHRINKFILE('WBT', 150000)






Blasphemy. Sheer Blasphemy.

Someone take away his golden SysAdmin key. Expel him from the ranks of the SQL Conspiracy forthwith! Revoke his TitD pass and remand him to the hippo's care!


Could be worse.
HOW could it POSSIBLY be worse!?!
Could be raining...
/thunder, followed by driving rain...

Or I could have this set up as a regularly scheduled Agent job...
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Posted Tuesday, June 25, 2013 7:32 AM


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GilaMonster (6/24/2013)
You shrunk a database? How could you???













Uhh, with this:
DBCC SHRINKFILE('WBT', 150000)










(Yes, I know everyone is kidding around, and it's not something I intend to do regularly...)



Umm... don't you mean:
DBCC SHRINKFILE('WTF', 150000)



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Links: For better assistance in answering your questions, How to ask a question, Performance Problems, Common date/time routines,
CROSS-TABS and PIVOT tables Part 1 & Part 2, Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2, Splitting Delimited Strings
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Posted Tuesday, June 25, 2013 7:47 AM
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Strange as it may seem in this day and age of cheap HD space, there are still places that refuse to provide enough space for their data forcing desperate people to use DBCC SHRINKFILE

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