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Posted Friday, June 14, 2013 3:43 PM


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I will explain...

No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

The Doctor is on first.

The enemy's gate is down.



You'll have to sum up with the Inigo Montoya t-shirt


I still need to watch that movie start to end some day. Bought it just for that purpose.
How can you not have seen that movie start to end? Wait - do you have six fingers!?


Or maybe he's just a Scicilian trying to beat you in a game of wits?


You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...


I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.


Just a few more posts and Jason won't need to watch the movie after all!

As you wish!


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Posted Friday, June 14, 2013 5:11 PM
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I will explain...

No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

The Doctor is on first.

The enemy's gate is down.



You'll have to sum up with the Inigo Montoya t-shirt


I still need to watch that movie start to end some day. Bought it just for that purpose.
How can you not have seen that movie start to end? Wait - do you have six fingers!?


Or maybe he's just a Scicilian trying to beat you in a game of wits?


You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...


I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.


Just a few more posts and Jason won't need to watch the movie after all!

As you wish!


Why spend 1-1/2 to 2 hours watching a movie when you can do it this way?
The Princess Bride


Read the book first. The book was wonderful. I was so excited to hear there was a movie version coming out and the movie version didn't ruin the book!


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What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
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Posted Friday, June 14, 2013 5:30 PM


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I am officially going to Afghanistan!

I leave for IRDO at Camp Atterbury in Indiana on Sunday, June 23rd. All should go well there with me leaving there on Friday, June 28th to go to theater via Kuwait. I should arrive in Afghanistan on or about July 2nd!

Please take care of the TitD and the Guard Hippo in my absence.

Depending on the reliability of the Internet connection there I will try to make visits here.

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Posted Friday, June 14, 2013 5:33 PM


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I am officially going to Afghanistan!

I leave for IRDO at Camp Atterbury in Indiana on Sunday, June 23rd. All should go well there with me leaving there on Friday, June 28th to go to theater via Kuwait. I should arrive in Afghanistan on or about July 2nd!

Please take care of the TitD and the Guard Hippo in my absence.

Depending on the reliability of the Internet connection there I will try to make visits here.

***************************************************


Good luck, and be safe.







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I am officially going to Afghanistan!

I leave for IRDO at Camp Atterbury in Indiana on Sunday, June 23rd. All should go well there with me leaving there on Friday, June 28th to go to theater via Kuwait. I should arrive in Afghanistan on or about July 2nd!

Please take care of the TitD and the Guard Hippo in my absence.

Depending on the reliability of the Internet connection there I will try to make visits here.

***************************************************



Good luck, and be safe.
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Posted Friday, June 14, 2013 6:07 PM


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***************************************************

I am officially going to Afghanistan!

I leave for IRDO at Camp Atterbury in Indiana on Sunday, June 23rd. All should go well there with me leaving there on Friday, June 28th to go to theater via Kuwait. I should arrive in Afghanistan on or about July 2nd!

Please take care of the TitD and the Guard Hippo in my absence.

Depending on the reliability of the Internet connection there I will try to make visits here.

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Posted Friday, June 14, 2013 7:15 PM
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***************************************************

I am officially going to Afghanistan!

I leave for IRDO at Camp Atterbury in Indiana on Sunday, June 23rd. All should go well there with me leaving there on Friday, June 28th to go to theater via Kuwait. I should arrive in Afghanistan on or about July 2nd!

Please take care of the TitD and the Guard Hippo in my absence.

Depending on the reliability of the Internet connection there I will try to make visits here.

***************************************************


Good luck, and be safe.


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Posted Friday, June 14, 2013 9:00 PM
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***************************************************

I am officially going to Afghanistan!

I leave for IRDO at Camp Atterbury in Indiana on Sunday, June 23rd. All should go well there with me leaving there on Friday, June 28th to go to theater via Kuwait. I should arrive in Afghanistan on or about July 2nd!

Please take care of the TitD and the Guard Hippo in my absence.

Depending on the reliability of the Internet connection there I will try to make visits here.

***************************************************

Good luck, and be safe.


Be safe, Lynn. Any idea how long you'll be there?



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Posted Friday, June 14, 2013 9:18 PM


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***************************************************

I am officially going to Afghanistan!

I leave for IRDO at Camp Atterbury in Indiana on Sunday, June 23rd. All should go well there with me leaving there on Friday, June 28th to go to theater via Kuwait. I should arrive in Afghanistan on or about July 2nd!

Please take care of the TitD and the Guard Hippo in my absence.

Depending on the reliability of the Internet connection there I will try to make visits here.

***************************************************

Good luck, and be safe.


Be safe, Lynn. Any idea how long you'll be there?


Initially, 6 months but hoping to make it 12 months.



Lynn Pettis

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For tips to get better help with Performance Problems, click here
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