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Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)


By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?

http://xkcd.com/1222/


Actually, I do get it. The final panel is him doing exactly the opposite of what he was saying, keeping silent, because he never does talk about those things, and obsessing.


ACK!
I posted the wrong cartoon.
Take a stab at this one, Brandie.

http://xkcd.com/1221/


Dr Who?


I don't know...oh wait, he is on third.


Sean got it !!


Yep, it took me a minute too when I first saw it. Hard to recognize Abbot and Costello as stick figures.


Pretty sure who is on first.


That's what I'm asking.


He's on second.


Who's on second?


No, What's on second, Who is on first?
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Posted Thursday, June 13, 2013 12:11 PM
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Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.


Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)


By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?

http://xkcd.com/1222/


Actually, I do get it. The final panel is him doing exactly the opposite of what he was saying, keeping silent, because he never does talk about those things, and obsessing.


ACK!
I posted the wrong cartoon.
Take a stab at this one, Brandie.

http://xkcd.com/1221/


Dr Who?


I don't know...oh wait, he is on third.


Sean got it !!


Yep, it took me a minute too when I first saw it. Hard to recognize Abbot and Costello as stick figures.


Pretty sure who is on first.


That's what I'm asking.


He's on second.


Who's on second?


No, What's on second, Who is on first?


I don't know!


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What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
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Posted Thursday, June 13, 2013 12:24 PM


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Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.


Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)


By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?

http://xkcd.com/1222/


Actually, I do get it. The final panel is him doing exactly the opposite of what he was saying, keeping silent, because he never does talk about those things, and obsessing.


ACK!
I posted the wrong cartoon.
Take a stab at this one, Brandie.

http://xkcd.com/1221/


Dr Who?


I don't know...oh wait, he is on third.


Sean got it !!


Yep, it took me a minute too when I first saw it. Hard to recognize Abbot and Costello as stick figures.


Pretty sure who is on first.


That's what I'm asking.


He's on second.


Who's on second?


No, What's on second, Who is on first?


I don't know!


Third Base!




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Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.


Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)


By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?

http://xkcd.com/1222/


Actually, I do get it. The final panel is him doing exactly the opposite of what he was saying, keeping silent, because he never does talk about those things, and obsessing.


ACK!
I posted the wrong cartoon.
Take a stab at this one, Brandie.

http://xkcd.com/1221/


Dr Who?


I don't know...oh wait, he is on third.


Sean got it !!


Yep, it took me a minute too when I first saw it. Hard to recognize Abbot and Costello as stick figures.


Pretty sure who is on first.


That's what I'm asking.


He's on second.


Who's on second?


No, What's on second, Who is on first?


I don't know!


Third Base!


I don't give a damn.


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Posted Thursday, June 13, 2013 12:35 PM
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Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.


Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)


By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?

http://xkcd.com/1222/


Actually, I do get it. The final panel is him doing exactly the opposite of what he was saying, keeping silent, because he never does talk about those things, and obsessing.


ACK!
I posted the wrong cartoon.
Take a stab at this one, Brandie.

http://xkcd.com/1221/


Dr Who?


I don't know...oh wait, he is on third.


Sean got it !!


Yep, it took me a minute too when I first saw it. Hard to recognize Abbot and Costello as stick figures.


Pretty sure who is on first.


That's what I'm asking.


He's on second.


Who's on second?


No, What's on second, Who is on first?


I don't know!


Third Base!


I don't give a damn.


Oh! He's our shortstop!

Best way to keep this from continuing all day.


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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
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Posted Thursday, June 13, 2013 12:47 PM


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Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.


Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)


By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?

http://xkcd.com/1222/


Actually, I do get it. The final panel is him doing exactly the opposite of what he was saying, keeping silent, because he never does talk about those things, and obsessing.


ACK!
I posted the wrong cartoon.
Take a stab at this one, Brandie.

http://xkcd.com/1221/


Dr Who?


I don't know...oh wait, he is on third.


Sean got it !!


Yep, it took me a minute too when I first saw it. Hard to recognize Abbot and Costello as stick figures.


Pretty sure who is on first.


That's what I'm asking.


He's on second.


Who's on second?


No, What's on second, Who is on first?


I don't know!


Third Base!


I don't give a damn.


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Posted Thursday, June 13, 2013 12:48 PM


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