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Posted Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:10 AM


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Not to mention alternate universes.

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Posted Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:35 AM


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Not to mention alternate universes.

But you just did.
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Posted Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:50 AM


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The Dixie Flatline (5/16/2013)
Not to mention alternate universes.

But you just did.


Darn those picky details...


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Posted Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:43 AM


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Posted Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:47 AM


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I vote in favor of it being Friday.



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Posted Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:48 AM


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Posted Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:56 AM


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It is Friday for me. I am out tomorrow for field day at the kid's school.

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Posted Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:01 AM
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I'm still waiting on last weeks friday!
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Posted Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:49 AM


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Lynn Pettis (5/16/2013)
Oops, I just replied on a thread started by someone who has asked me NOT to that. Guess that tarnishes my halo more.


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