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Again, not SQL Server, but following on from Steve's post...Guys and Gals at an ATM.

1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phonecard back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Tampon Box (where secret code writen) in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call husband to get correct code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE!
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake

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