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Posted Wednesday, November 23, 2005 3:52 PM


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Posted Thursday, November 24, 2005 10:24 AM
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Great job, Steve! I bet you had a lot fun putting this together. And of course, if you have my name in it, I have to rate it excellent.

One comment .... I've worked with DBAs who have at least 2 indexes on every table, but I definitely would not give them positive points for that, because they have indexes on every single column! I've seen 30 or 40 indexes on a single, sometimes heavily-updated, table. And they call me in to help find out why their inserts and updates are taking so long. I then have to figure out which of these indexes are really not needed. I'm really looking forward to the new SQL 2005 DMVs to help with that.

Can I use this quiz in a private class I'm teaching for DBAs next month?

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Posted Thursday, November 24, 2005 10:33 AM
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Very funny, is almost a true history.

All of us sometimes happend one of this issues.

Hello from Guatemala,

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Posted Thursday, November 24, 2005 10:35 AM
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I find it somewhat amusing what you give positive points for some things, and also your apparent dislike for developers.  Some of us do both.  The people you should REALLY rail on are users who think they know how databases work and insist changes should be made to fit their twisted view.  You speak of chastising a developer for an opinion, but personally I'd chastise anyone who promotes sending HTML mails.  HTML mail, rich text mail, anything other than plain-text mail is wrong.  Other than those points, good amusing quiz.
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Posted Thursday, November 24, 2005 11:42 PM


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You don't like developers do you? Personally the idea of chastisng a developer because they don't agree with you strikes me as arrogance that really doesn't belong in an IT environment.

I'm a database developer, not a dba

Most of the others are fun. at reference to Celko.




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Just a joke. Some of my best friends are developers and I like to give them a hard time.

The game was mostly for fun, picking fun at developers is a stereotypical thing for DBAs, not necessarily the real world.







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Steve, I always enjoy your columns.  They seem to be right on target with us in the real world.  This one, the DBA game is very funny.  I laughed out loud on a number of them.  Each item had an element of truth.  What was even more funny were a couple of the responses you received.  I particularly like "..strikes me as arrogance that really doesn't belong in an IT environment."  Please, give me a break.  A developer that codes a view as SELECT * FROM [Very Big Table]...that is what does not belong in the IT environment. 


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Yeah, I guessed much that. I like to give the .NET develpers here a hard tme too, even though I'm also classified a developer


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A developer that codes a view as SELECT * FROM [Very Big Table]...that is what does not belong in the IT environment

True, but neither does a DBA who assumes that they know everything about databases and that all developers are ignorent lusers.




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What? No one is posting scores?

Assuming either full positive, full  negative or zero, I got an 82.

Fun article. Thanks for putting it up.

As to those who don't like the developers getting poked in the ribs... "Lighten up Frances"



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