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June 25, 2014 at 1:18 pm

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Thank you Craig Farrell for making my afternoon with "I left my crystal ball in my other pants."

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Sarah Wagner (6/25/2014)
Thank you Craig Farrell for making my afternoon with "I left my crystal ball in my other pants."

Superb!

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Sarah Wagner (6/25/2014)
Thank you Craig Farrell for making my afternoon with "I left my crystal ball in my other pants."

To be honest, Craig stole it from me when it was in for repair at the shop...

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Koen Verbeeck (6/25/2014)
Sarah Wagner (6/25/2014)
Thank you Craig Farrell for making my afternoon with "I left my crystal ball in my other pants."
To be honest, Craig stole it from me when it was in for repair at the shop...

Is my crystal ball we're talking about, or is mine still 'misplaced'?

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GilaMonster (6/25/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (6/25/2014)
Sarah Wagner (6/25/2014)
Thank you Craig Farrell for making my afternoon with "I left my crystal ball in my other pants."
To be honest, Craig stole it from me when it was in for repair at the shop...
Is my crystal ball we're talking about, or is mine still 'misplaced'?

Last I heard, Grant still had that one.

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Michael Valentine Jones SSC Guru Points: 64818 More actions · Answer 5

Maybe this was the missing Crystal Ball:

http://penn.museum/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Crystal-Sphere.jpg

Chinese Crystal Ball’s Mysterious Past:

http://www.penn.museum/blog/museum/chinese-crystal-balls-mysterious-past/

Evil Kraig F SSC Guru Points: 100851 More actions · Answer 6

LOL,

Go, go mighty snark club! 🙂

I can't seem to find my favorite image of a crystal ball with the matrix code running down through it, otherwise I'd throw it in.

- Craig Farrell

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Evil Kraig F (6/25/2014)
I can't seem to find my favorite image of a crystal ball with the matrix code running down through it, otherwise I'd throw it in.

If you can get me a link to a high-res matrix code image (jpg is fine), I'll render you a crystal ball with that inside, over the weekend

Gail Shaw
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