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Posted Monday, January 24, 2005 1:45 AM


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Congrats to Frank Kallis on the arrival of his new baby daughter.

"She's soooo cute!!!!" are Frank's words






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Contratulations Frank.

I've got three myself and it's amazing how three children from the same parents can be so different.

Hope you don't lose to much sleep.

 



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Posted Monday, January 24, 2005 8:47 AM
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Congratulations Frank.

I hope you have enough diapers.



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Posted Monday, January 24, 2005 10:15 AM


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Posted Monday, January 24, 2005 12:22 PM


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My, oh my, I didn't want to make it public.

Anyway, thanks to all.

...and yes, she's soooo cute. Two days old and already daddies darling

Here are the basic facts: 12:22 on Sunday, 3820 gr, 50 cm.

Mother and daughter are both well. Can't wait to have her at home. I can't stay with my wife at the hospital, because I must take care for the middle one.

Hey Dave, what about writing an UPDATE for your procedure http://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/shwmessage.aspx?forumid=61&messageid=13889 ?



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Posted Tuesday, January 25, 2005 2:39 AM


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Congrats Frank

quoteHey Dave, what about writing an UPDATE for your procedure

Well here goes

CREATE FUNCTION Daddys_Turn ()
    RETURNS int
AS
BEGIN
    WHILE(Baby_Screaming)
    BEGIN
        INSERT INTO Babys_Mouth SELECT Warm_Milk FROM Bottle
        WHILE ( Wind )
        BEGIN
            UPDATE Babys_Back
            SELECT Hand FROM Daddy WITH (HOLDLOCK)
        END
        ALTER Nappy
            DROP Dirty
            ADD Clean
        CREATE UNIQUE INDEX Clean_Nappy
            ON Baby ( Nappy )
            WITH PAD_INDEX, FILLFACTOR = 0
        GRANT Sleep TO Mummy
        DENY Sleep TO Daddy
    END
    RETURN 0
END
GO




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Posted Tuesday, January 25, 2005 4:49 AM


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Contratulations Frank. 

Must be at least 64-bit 8-way

Enjoy these first days, they are the most tender you may have.

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Posted Tuesday, January 25, 2005 5:53 AM
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Posted Tuesday, January 25, 2005 7:29 AM
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Hallo Frank,

I gratuliere dir und deiner Frau an ihr neues Kind!  Es wird ganz schoen, eine kleine Tochter im Haus zu haben.  Viel Glueck!

Ron

"I congratulate you and your wife on your new child!  It will be wonderful to have a little daughter in the house.  Good luck!"




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Posted Tuesday, January 25, 2005 10:54 AM
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Frank!  Congratulations!

Treasure every moment.  They grow up so fast.  It seems like only yesterday that my kids were little.  Son's 18 and daughter's 15 now.  They are still the joy of my life, but I miss the little ones that they were.

Steve




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