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As a woodworker I would LOVE to get a new table saw and a bigger shop to put it in.

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Michael Lysons (12/13/2013)
I am getting a Sonos Play 1.


Had not heard of that until now. Those look amazing!!!


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I have been thinking about a really fast SSD drive for my laptop, and Xmas is a perfect excuse to get it.
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Make that taser a multi-use one, and take it to the cinema... just in case the jammer doesn't work.
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TMiller 21949 (12/13/2013)
Make that taser a multi-use one, and take it to the cinema... just in case the jammer doesn't work.

Great idea! It will really come in handy on the plane if they let people to start making calls while in the air.



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Posted Friday, December 13, 2013 10:00 AM


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David.Poole (12/13/2013)
A head up display in my car so I can avoid bifocals a bit longer.

A teenage mood detector to detect which one of the 3 is most likely to be amenable to doing some chores.
A tazer for when the above doesn't work.

A mobile signal jammer for use in cinemas. Optional damping field to cater people who have paid an absolute fortune to chatter through someone else's rare night out.

A device to find out which of the 48 Christmas tree light bulbs it is that stops them all working!

Intelligent wrapping paper to autowrap those awkward shaped presents in an attractive and unbloke way.




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Posted Friday, December 13, 2013 10:03 AM


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Sean Lange (12/13/2013)
As a woodworker I would LOVE to get a new table saw and a bigger shop to put it in.


A bigger shop would just beget the desire for a bigger shop. ;)

I'd like to find time to actually organize mine.







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New golf clubs, and time to practice with them so that I can get my game close to where it once was.

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Posted Friday, December 13, 2013 10:48 AM


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Sean Lange (12/13/2013)
As a woodworker I would LOVE to get a new table saw and a bigger shop to put it in.


A bigger shop would just beget the desire for a bigger shop. ;)

I'd like to find time to actually organize mine.


I will make the time when I have a bigger shop.

My shop is so screwy and small that organization is hardly a word even mentioned. I am in a segment of the garage so I only have 2 walls and the stairway into the house breaks up one of those. I have plans to build myself a 20x30 foot out building but just can't get the funds together to make it happen. My plan is to put in a heated concrete floor so I don't need to put in hvac at all. I can just run a small space heater in cold weather and suffer through the heat in the summer. Maybe when the 5 year old graduates from college...remind why did I decided to have kids so late in life again?


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