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what's with all the "query help"?
what's with all the "query help"?
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mister.magoo
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Posted Tuesday, February 19, 2013 3:22 PM
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Why, oh why do so many people looking for help think that "query help" is a good title to get people interested in their topic?
If you have a pain in your chest, do you go to the doctor and shout "body help" ?
Come on people, make your topic title relevant and informative, please!
MM
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Posted Wednesday, February 20, 2013 12:28 AM
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mister.magoo (2/19/2013)
If you have a pain in your chest, do you go to the doctor and shout "body help" ?
Nope, you call up and shout "Urgent! Body Help Now!".
Then one of three things: -
hang up and never come back again
Stay on the line and complain that they're stupid and not helpful when they ask follow up questions
Call them rude for explaining how to help yourself
Not a DBA, just trying to learn
For better, quicker answers on T-SQL questions, click on the following...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/
For better, quicker answers on SQL Server performance related questions, click on the following...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/SQLServerCentral/66909/
If you litter your database queries with nolock query hints, are you aware of the side effects?
Try reading a few of these links...
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Dirty reads, read errors, reading rows twice and missing rows with nolock
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