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dwain.c
dwain.c
Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2013 9:00 PM
SSCrazy
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Last Login: Today @ 12:22 AM
Points: 2,370,
Visits: 3,250
Yes indeed.
It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master.
No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh!
INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?
Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some!
Are you too recursively challenged?
Splitting strings based on patterns can be fast!
Post #1407564
Lynn Pettis
Lynn Pettis
Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2013 9:02 PM
SSC-Insane
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Last Login: Yesterday @ 9:17 PM
Points: 21,832,
Visits: 27,855
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.
It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master.
Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?
Lynn Pettis
For better assistance in answering your questions, click here
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Post #1407566
dwain.c
dwain.c
Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2013 9:07 PM
SSCrazy
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Last Login: Today @ 12:22 AM
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Visits: 3,250
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.
It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master.
Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?
Master Yoda. I know not that of which you speak.
No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh!
INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?
Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some!
Are you too recursively challenged?
Splitting strings based on patterns can be fast!
Post #1407571
Lynn Pettis
Lynn Pettis
Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2013 9:08 PM
SSC-Insane
Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Yesterday @ 9:17 PM
Points: 21,832,
Visits: 27,855
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.
It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master.
Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?
Master Yoda. I know not that of which you speak.
The bipolar users.
Lynn Pettis
For better assistance in answering your questions, click here
For tips to get better help with Performance Problems, click here
For Running Totals and its variations, click here
or
when working with partitioned tables
For more about Tally Tables, click here
For more about Cross Tabs and Pivots, click here
and
here
Managing Transaction Logs
SQL Musings from the Desert
Fountain Valley SQL
(My Mirror Blog)
Post #1407572
dwain.c
dwain.c
Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2013 9:56 PM
SSCrazy
Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Today @ 12:22 AM
Points: 2,370,
Visits: 3,250
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.
It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master.
Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?
Master Yoda. I know not that of which you speak.
The bipolar users.
I try not to look to closely at the threads I post to... All that information overwhelms me.
No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh!
INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?
Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some!
Are you too recursively challenged?
Splitting strings based on patterns can be fast!
Post #1407584
Lynn Pettis
Lynn Pettis
Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2013 10:16 PM
SSC-Insane
Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Yesterday @ 9:17 PM
Points: 21,832,
Visits: 27,855
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.
It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master.
Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?
Master Yoda. I know not that of which you speak.
The bipolar users.
I try not to look to closely at the threads I post to... All that information overwhelms me.
So you're not intrigued by what I may have posted over there?
Lynn Pettis
For better assistance in answering your questions, click here
For tips to get better help with Performance Problems, click here
For Running Totals and its variations, click here
or
when working with partitioned tables
For more about Tally Tables, click here
For more about Cross Tabs and Pivots, click here
and
here
Managing Transaction Logs
SQL Musings from the Desert
Fountain Valley SQL
(My Mirror Blog)
Post #1407590
dwain.c
dwain.c
Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2013 10:26 PM
SSCrazy
Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Today @ 12:22 AM
Points: 2,370,
Visits: 3,250
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.
It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master.
Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?
Master Yoda. I know not that of which you speak.
The bipolar users.
I try not to look to closely at the threads I post to... All that information overwhelms me.
So you're not intrigued by what I may have posted over there?
Thought this was the bi-polar thread! Shows how off my game I am.
Looking at it now and I see what you mean. I saw what you posted just didn't run it. Interesting result.
No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh!
INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?
Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some!
Are you too recursively challenged?
Splitting strings based on patterns can be fast!
Post #1407593
Lynn Pettis
Lynn Pettis
Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2013 10:58 PM
SSC-Insane
Group: General Forum Members
Last Login: Yesterday @ 9:17 PM
Points: 21,832,
Visits: 27,855
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (1/15/2013)
dwain.c (1/15/2013)
Yes indeed.
It appears the force is not with me this morning, oh master.
Does this mean you have looked at the thread you and I posted on?
Master Yoda. I know not that of which you speak.
The bipolar users.
I try not to look to closely at the threads I post to... All that information overwhelms me.
So you're not intrigued by what I may have posted over there?
Thought this was the bi-polar thread! Shows how off my game I am.
Looking at it now and I see what you mean. I saw what you posted just didn't run it. Interesting result.
No, I think we just made this one bipolar.
Lynn Pettis
For better assistance in answering your questions, click here
For tips to get better help with Performance Problems, click here
For Running Totals and its variations, click here
or
when working with partitioned tables
For more about Tally Tables, click here
For more about Cross Tabs and Pivots, click here
and
here
Managing Transaction Logs
SQL Musings from the Desert
Fountain Valley SQL
(My Mirror Blog)
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