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Posted Monday, January 14, 2013 8:15 AM


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So I can put one of these: 2014 C7 Corvette Stingray in my garage...


Know anyone who's hiring?
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Posted Monday, January 14, 2013 9:25 AM


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I hear mercs get paid pretty good



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Posted Monday, January 14, 2013 10:47 AM


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Hmm, let's see, I'm not a very good shot, so I should look at getting something full-auto capable and go for the "spray and pray" method, plus body armor (the wife would kill me if I got shot,) advertising (hmmm,) plus other expenses...

HEY, here's an idea! Maybe a bunch of us could go in together on this, have advertising copy something like this:
"In 2013 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a system administrators court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the IT underground. Today, still wanted by the IT Department, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the SQL-Team."



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Posted Monday, January 14, 2013 10:50 AM
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Escorts are well paid, have flexible hours, and can be full time or part time.





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Posted Monday, January 14, 2013 10:51 AM


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Hmm, let's see, I'm not a very good shot, so I should look at getting something full-auto capable and go for the "spray and pray" method, plus body armor (the wife would kill me if I got shot,) advertising (hmmm,) plus other expenses...

HEY, here's an idea! Maybe a bunch of us could go in together on this, have advertising copy something like this:
"In 2013 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a system administrators court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the IT underground. Today, still wanted by the IT Department, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the SQL-Team."



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LOL




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Posted Monday, January 14, 2013 11:02 AM


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Michael Valentine Jones (1/14/2013)
Escorts are well paid, have flexible hours, and can be full time or part time.


Hmm, maybe I can get the wife to take that up as a second job...

I'd have to pay people to be their escort...
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Posted Monday, January 14, 2013 11:34 AM


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I had a line on a job in Kabul. 35% "danger" pay. Not sure it's worth it, though that car looks nice.






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Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2013 8:48 AM
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That's a sweet Corvette.

I recommend going halfsies: merc by day, escort by night?

You'd get danger AND excitement, all in one easy package!


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