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Revenant
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Posted Wednesday, February 27, 2013 12:45 PM
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Over six months and no post... No one drinking beer any longer?
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Revenant (2/27/2013)
Over six months and no post... No one drinking beer any longer?
I've been drinking WestVleteren 12 lately, which has been re-elected as the worlds best beer this year.
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/top-50/
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Revenant (2/27/2013)
Over six months and no post... No one drinking beer any longer?
I've been in Lanzarote for the last 5 months, apart from a few days in England in September and another few in November, so mostly I've been on wine. The rare times when I drink beer out here it's usually Guiness, but sometimes one of the local beers (because guiness is not a good tipple when it's about 30 degrees in the shade). I guess I'll be back on beer when I'm back in the UK (although the weather in the summer there tends to suggest that a good hot soup might be a better tipple) so maybe I'll post something here then.
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I've been hitting up the SweetWater Blue here lately.
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Revenant (2/27/2013)
Over six months and no post... No one drinking beer any longer?
I've been too inebriated on beer to post!
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Morrison's are stocking a new Adnams ale, Ghost Ship. It's vaguely similar to the famous Thornbridge ales, Jaipur, Kipling and Wild Swan but a little sweeter. Lush even in our cr@p British weather. It will really come into it's own when we have our summer, one of the weeks in May.
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I'm going to big up Sunny Republic:
http://www.sunnyrepublic.com/
Their American Brown Ale is among the nicest things I've drunk in a while. St Wites is good just not to my taste, I love the Beach Blonde as a session beer. I'm trying to persuade my local to get the Hop Dog in.
American beer is not all bad these days so I hear, I enjoy a Brooklyn occasionally.
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Morrison's are stocking a new Adnams ale, Ghost Ship. It's vaguely similar to the famous Thornbridge ales, Jaipur, Kipling and Wild Swan but a little sweeter. Lush even in our cr@p British weather. It will really come into it's own when we have our summer, one of the weeks in May.
I shall have to take a trip to Morrison's, usually an Asda shopper myself.
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Morrison's are stocking a new Adnams ale, Ghost Ship. It's vaguely similar to the famous Thornbridge ales, Jaipur, Kipling and Wild Swan but a little sweeter. Lush even in our cr@p British weather. It will really come into it's own when we have our summer, one of the weeks in May.
I shall have to take a trip to Morrison's, usually an Asda shopper myself.
I am in Pac Northwest and green with envy.
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American beer is not all bad these days so I hear, I enjoy a Brooklyn occasionally.
That's funny. I am on the West side of the pond and I avoid most American "beer" at all costs. Well there are tons of smaller breweries that make really excellent beers but I don't know how much distribution most of those get around the globe.
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