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Posted Thursday, March 31, 2011 11:54 PM
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Posted Friday, April 01, 2011 12:25 AM


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AWESOME!

Especially the last few paragraphs and the related intro!




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Posted Friday, April 01, 2011 12:51 AM
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Hey... !

I actual read the first few paragraphs and went on the search for this product.... Although I did find what I was looing for, I found my sole mate ha

Nice!

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Posted Friday, April 01, 2011 1:35 AM


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April fools day?

Bazinga!
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Posted Friday, April 01, 2011 2:43 AM
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Snarky giggle
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Posted Friday, April 01, 2011 3:37 AM
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What's the date ? The first day of April?
But a good joke
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Posted Friday, April 01, 2011 4:16 AM


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Happy April fools day guys!
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Posted Friday, April 01, 2011 5:22 AM


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Posted Friday, April 01, 2011 6:48 AM
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I'm so gullible
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Posted Friday, April 01, 2011 7:19 AM


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Nice effort, but really - you might as well have enclosed it all in <APRIL_FOOLS_JOKE> tags.

Now CELKO's one I thought had a lot of work put into it and was following in the tradition of almost plausible A1 jokes.

He definitely knows how to follow a standard!


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