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RE: Open Source SQL Server

UMG Developer — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 17:31:28 GMT

Wouldn't it be nice if there was a SQL Server alternative that was that much cheaper, think of the extra hardware we could buy!:-D

RE: Open Source SQL Server

Robert Domitz — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 14:53:13 GMT

[quote]This product is completely compatible with MIcrosoft SQL Server 2008 at this time.[/quote]Must be April Fool's Day! Even Microsoft SQL Server 2008 is not 100% compatible with itself! :-P

RE: Open Source SQL Server

JasonRowland — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 14:04:27 GMT

I'm such and idiot!I completely fell for this.

RE: Open Source SQL Server

Steve Jones - SSC Editor — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 12:19:09 GMT

[quote][b]SanjayAttray (4/1/2011)[/b][hr]Happy April 1.Was a good read until two lines and then www..kiss.com. LOL.[/quote]:-P:-D

RE: Open Source SQL Server

Joffrey V — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 11:50:17 GMT

Next time I read the complete article lol :^)

RE: Open Source SQL Server

SanjayAttray — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:11:07 GMT

Happy April 1.Was a good read until two lines and then www..kiss.com. LOL.

RE: Open Source SQL Server

Mad Myche — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 08:53:46 GMT

I actually was going to look at it until I saw the mal-formed URL, and then I read it and wondered how much did he have to pay for kiss.com.... Hello April Fools DayI think I should stick to filling out the application for Google to be an auto-completer

RE: Open Source SQL Server

Steve Jones - SSC Editor — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 08:34:22 GMT

Glad you liked it. I'll edit it tomorrow to add "April Fools" at the top, but it's a good one for today.

RE: Open Source SQL Server

scholes — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 08:05:11 GMT

Great one!

RE: Open Source SQL Server

Brnbngls — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 07:42:51 GMT

That's the second site today that's tricked me. Although I caught this one much quicker when I realized that the initials were KISS. Stupid holiday.

RE: Open Source SQL Server

SanDroid — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 07:37:31 GMT

[quote][b]Koen Verbeeck (4/1/2011)[/b][hr]No download link? :-P[/quote]That's the beauty of noSQL. You don't have to download or install anything to use the features and services it provides.:smooth:

RE: Open Source SQL Server

mister.magoo — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 07:19:34 GMT

Nice effort, but really - you might as well have enclosed it all in <APRIL_FOOLS_JOKE> tags.Now CELKO's one I thought had a lot of work put into it and was following in the tradition of almost plausible A1 jokes.He definitely knows how to follow a standard!

RE: Open Source SQL Server

dcovich-1074195 — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 06:48:15 GMT

I'm so gullible

RE: Open Source SQL Server

Koen Verbeeck — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 05:22:18 GMT

No download link? :-P

RE: Open Source SQL Server

Jon-413357 — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 04:16:07 GMT

Happy April fools day guys! :-P

RE: Open Source SQL Server

patricklambin — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 03:37:24 GMT

What's the date ? The first day of April?But a good joke

RE: Open Source SQL Server

Marti Ryan — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:43:15 GMT

Snarky giggle

RE: Open Source SQL Server

sqlnickxu — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:35:09 GMT

April fools day?

RE: Open Source SQL Server

sql_lock — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:51:31 GMT

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RE: Open Source SQL Server

LutzM — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:25:43 GMT

AWESOME!Especially the last few paragraphs and the related intro!

Open Source SQL Server

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