InstantForum.NET v2.9.0SQLServerCentralhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/notifications@sqlservercentral.comSat, 25 May 2013 16:46:17 GMT20http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1421873-61-1.aspx[quote][b]mister.magoo (2/19/2013)[/b][hr]If you have a pain in your chest, do you go to the doctor and shout "body help" ?[/quote]Nope, you call up and shout "Urgent! Body Help Now!". Then one of three things: -[ul][li]hang up and never come back again[/li][li]Stay on the line and complain that they're stupid and not helpful when they ask follow up questions[/li][li]Call them rude for explaining how to help yourself[/li][/ul]Wed, 20 Feb 2013 00:28:33 GMTCadavrehttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1421873-61-1.aspxWhy, oh why do so many people looking for help think that "query help" is a good title to get people interested in their topic?If you have a pain in your chest, do you go to the doctor and shout "body help" ?Come on people, make your topic title relevant and informative, please!Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:22:05 GMTmister.magoo