InstantForum.NET v2.9.0SQLServerCentralhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/notifications@sqlservercentral.comWed, 19 Jun 2013 05:08:30 GMT20http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1406758-61-1.aspxThat's a sweet Corvette.I recommend going halfsies: merc by day, escort by night?You'd get danger AND excitement, all in one easy package!Tue, 15 Jan 2013 08:48:54 GMTJESDBAhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1406758-61-1.aspxI had a line on a job in Kabul. 35% "danger" pay. Not sure it's worth it, though that car looks nice.Mon, 14 Jan 2013 11:34:38 GMTSteve Jones - SSC Editorhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1406758-61-1.aspx[quote][b]Michael Valentine Jones (1/14/2013)[/b][hr]Escorts are well paid, have flexible hours, and can be full time or part time.[/quote]Hmm, maybe I can get the wife to take that up as a second job...I'd have to pay people to be their escort...:ermm:Mon, 14 Jan 2013 11:02:24 GMTjasona.workhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1406758-61-1.aspx[quote][b]jasona.work (1/14/2013)[/b][hr]Hmm, let's see, I'm not a very good shot, so I should look at getting something full-auto capable and go for the "spray and pray" method, plus body armor (the wife would kill me if I got shot,) advertising (hmmm,) plus other expenses...HEY, here's an idea! Maybe a bunch of us could go in together on this, have advertising copy something like this:"In 2013 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a system administrators court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the IT underground. Today, still wanted by the IT Department, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the SQL-Team.":-D(Apologies to anyone who needs a new keyboard after that)[/quote]LOLMon, 14 Jan 2013 10:51:47 GMTSQLRNNRhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1406758-61-1.aspxEscorts are well paid, have flexible hours, and can be full time or part time.Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:50:33 GMTMichael Valentine Joneshttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1406758-61-1.aspxHmm, let's see, I'm not a very good shot, so I should look at getting something full-auto capable and go for the "spray and pray" method, plus body armor (the wife would kill me if I got shot,) advertising (hmmm,) plus other expenses...HEY, here's an idea! Maybe a bunch of us could go in together on this, have advertising copy something like this:"In 2013 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a system administrators court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the IT underground. Today, still wanted by the IT Department, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the SQL-Team.":-D(Apologies to anyone who needs a new keyboard after that)Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:47:27 GMTjasona.workhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1406758-61-1.aspxI hear mercs get paid pretty goodMon, 14 Jan 2013 09:25:53 GMTSQLRNNRhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1406758-61-1.aspxSo I can put one of these: [url=http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=29641]2014 C7 Corvette Stingray[/url] in my garage...:-)Know anyone who's hiring?;-)Mon, 14 Jan 2013 08:15:36 GMTjasona.work