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RE: SQL Sleep

Jeff Moden — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:29:05 GMT

Heh... you can tell I've watched way too many info-mercials! :P

RE: SQL Sleep

gr8scott_o — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:57:44 GMT

[quote][b]Jeff Moden (4/1/2008)[/b][hr]But wait! Don't order yet! If you're one of the next 100 callers, we throw in a free set of nasal passage widener strips to keep you from snoring and a special turtleneck sweater that will actually keep your head in postion while you sleep. AND, if you call in the next 10 minutes, well upgrade you to the DELUXE package that includes a special USB compatible motion detector so that if anyone approaches you, the software will say in your own voice... "Not now, I have a production issue!" And, just for being so prompt, we'll also include special eyelid decals that make it look like your eyes are actually open! Be sure to tell the operator what your eye color is![/quote]SOLD! ha ha used to work for a company that had a very similar sounding sales pitch...

RE: SQL Sleep

Jeff Moden — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:50:29 GMT

[quote][b]gr8scott_o (4/1/2008)[/b][hr]Seriously, I would pay $40 for this... problem is my snoring would probably give me away.[/quote]But wait! Don't order yet! If you're one of the next 100 callers, we throw in a free set of nasal passage widener strips to keep you from snoring and a special turtleneck sweater that will actually keep your head in postion while you sleep. AND, if you call in the next 10 minutes, well upgrade you to the DELUXE package that includes a special USB compatible motion detector so that if anyone approaches you, the software will say in your own voice... "Not now, I have a production issue!" And, just for being so prompt, we'll also include special eyelid decals that make it look like your eyes are actually open! Be sure to tell the operator what your eye color is!

RE: SQL Sleep

Jeff Moden — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:42:27 GMT

[quote][b]Preet (4/1/2008)[/b][hr]Really! Do you think we got nothing better to do than read pointless articles?[/quote]Heh... well at least we know of one person who was going to buy it right up to the last line of the article. :P

RE: SQL Sleep

Leo Espejo-390324 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:00:20 GMT

The another joke, yes the one about the Database Wars coming for the XBOX 360, I saw it as far as 10 miles it was a joke... but this one about SQL Sleep, you made it !!!, April Fools !!!, hahahaha I only realized it was a joke when a read the "note note" (well the sunglasses comment made it suspicious)Sorry for my bad english.

RE: SQL Sleep

Steve Jones - SSC Editor — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:48:58 GMT

Or better yet, Camtasia your screen when you're analyzing something, record the actions, and then play them back in a loop :)

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Wayne West — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:36:16 GMT

[quote][b]srienstr (4/1/2008)[/b][hr]If only the fact that my hands weren't on the keyboard wouldn't give me away...[/quote]Just tell them that you shelled out personal bucks for the Visual Studio Telepathy Interface. :hehe:

RE: SQL Sleep

Pedro R. Lopez — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:09:56 GMT

Can you put the link to buy the software ?:-)

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srienstr — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:38:03 GMT

If only the fact that my hands weren't on the keyboard wouldn't give me away...

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Someguy — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:36:10 GMT

I'm not sure, but I think I have a few co-workers who already have this software. It must be out there somewhere in freeware...

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Anipaul — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:32:46 GMT

[quote][b]Preet (4/1/2008)[/b][hr]Really! Do you think we got nothing better to do than read pointless articles?[/quote]Hey guyWhy so serious in life? You required to relax for some days. Enjoy yaar Happy April Fools Day.:hehe:

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SuperDBA-207096 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:11:29 GMT

Haha! Happy April Fools day!

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Preet_S — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:01:01 GMT

Really! Do you think we got nothing better to do than read pointless articles?

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gr8scott_o — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:44:23 GMT

Seriously, I would pay $40 for this... problem is my snoring would probably give me away.

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Anipaul — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:32:17 GMT

April Fools Day's articles are more atractive then other articles ::::::::::::hehe:

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