InstantForum.NET v2.9.0SQLServerCentralhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/notifications@sqlservercentral.comMon, 20 May 2013 11:37:28 GMT20http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxamerican humor culture !Thu, 17 Jan 2013 03:58:37 GMTjfgoudehttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxNice One Interesting!Wed, 28 Nov 2012 15:32:39 GMTasifkareemhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxHappy Belated Thanksgiving - was out of office for the HOliday. Hope all are well and warm and recovered from playing in the show!Mon, 26 Nov 2012 10:11:21 GMTMiles Nealehttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxThanks for the Thanksgivings Day question.Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:34:24 GMT(Bob Brown) http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxWho else was looking for "BULK IMPORT" to be an option? lol...;-)Fri, 23 Nov 2012 20:41:26 GMTjonathan.d.myershttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxI would say the purpose of Thanksgiving should be to COUNT() your many blessing; but it has turned into STUFF() your belly.Happy Thanksgiving,RobFri, 23 Nov 2012 19:06:22 GMTrobert.gerald.taylorhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxHappy belated Thanksgiving. STUFF() is an understatement.Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:15:41 GMTAndre Ranierihttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxAfter STUFFing comes the ROLLBACK into the bed!Thu, 22 Nov 2012 11:29:11 GMTskumar 92227http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxHappy Thanksgiving for the US folks, filled with alot of turkey and some other delicious STUFF for the dinner :-)Thu, 22 Nov 2012 10:45:54 GMTNarudhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspx:-)Happy Thanksgiving to all!Thu, 22 Nov 2012 08:29:46 GMTD.Ochttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxI would have thougt COUNT would have been more appropriate.It's a time to COUNT your blessings and give thanks.So ... Happy Thanksgiving !!!Thu, 22 Nov 2012 07:01:51 GMTmichel.lesieur 60804http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspx[quote][b]sqlnaive (11/22/2012)[/b][hr]May your stuffing be tastyMay your turkey plump,May your potatoes and gravyhave nary a lump.May your yams be deliciousand your pies take the prize,and may your Thanksgiving dinnerstay off your thighs!*****Happy Thanksgiving to all*****:-):-):-):-):-)[/quote]+1Thu, 22 Nov 2012 06:31:03 GMTbitbucket-25253http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxHappy Thanksgiving.COUNT carefully the turkeys!Thu, 22 Nov 2012 04:42:43 GMThonza.mfhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxHappy thanksgiving :)Thu, 22 Nov 2012 03:34:31 GMTkalyani.k478http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxMay your stuffing be tastyMay your turkey plump,May your potatoes and gravyhave nary a lump.May your yams be deliciousand your pies take the prize,and may your Thanksgiving dinnerstay off your thighs!*****Happy Thanksgiving to all*****:-):-):-):-):-)Thu, 22 Nov 2012 03:26:21 GMTsqlnaivehttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxExample:DECLARE @meateater char(1)-- Change if you like to eat dead thingsSET @meateater = 'N'IF @meateater = 'N' SELECT STUFF('Free_delicious_turkeys',6,9,'all_the_poor')ELSE SELECT STUFF('Free_delicious_turkeys',1,4,'Eat_all_the')Happy Thanksgiving USA!Go Pats!Now back to work...Thu, 22 Nov 2012 03:22:40 GMTsipashttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspx[quote][b]ela.shaked.13 (11/22/2012)[/b][hr]Happy Thanksgiving.is anyone count(calories)?[/quote]No point - I thought everyone knew that Turkey contains negative calories and in fact automatically counterbalances everything else eaten on that day.(I wish)Thu, 22 Nov 2012 02:45:55 GMTStuart Davieshttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxHappy ThanksgivingThu, 22 Nov 2012 02:03:00 GMTskankerhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxGood question, but the explanation is not helpful... Where is the BOL link for this?!?I don't want mess up dinner because the function doesn't work as expected...Thu, 22 Nov 2012 01:38:04 GMTChristian Buettner-167247http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxHappy Thanksgiving.is anyone count(calories)?Thu, 22 Nov 2012 00:10:34 GMTela.shaked.13http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxEnjoy your Thanksgiving festivities, all US citizens.the rest of us are slaving away....Thu, 22 Nov 2012 00:06:57 GMTStewart "Arturius" Campbellhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxHappy ThanksgivingWed, 21 Nov 2012 23:51:28 GMTSQLRNNRhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxHappy Thanksgiving for the US folks.Happy workday for all the rest :-)Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:28:24 GMTKoen Verbeeckhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxHappy Thanksgiving!Wed, 21 Nov 2012 22:31:04 GMTNakul Vachhrajanihttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxHAPPY THANKS GIVING :-)Wed, 21 Nov 2012 22:11:09 GMTFord Fairlanehttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1387672-32-1.aspxComments posted to this topic are about the item [B]<A HREF="/questions/humor/95023/">Thanksgiving 2012</A>[/B]Wed, 21 Nov 2012 20:33:03 GMTSteve Jones - SSC Editor