﻿<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>SQLServerCentral / Data Warehousing / Data Mining  / HELP ME ! / Latest Posts</title><generator>InstantForum.NET v2.9.0</generator><description>SQLServerCentral</description><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/</link><webMaster>notifications@sqlservercentral.com</webMaster><lastBuildDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 19:03:13 GMT</lastBuildDate><ttl>20</ttl><item><title>RE: HELP ME !</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1081736-2797-1.aspx</link><description>[quote][b]LutzM (4/2/2011)[/b][hr]One possible answer is rather simple: 24.Since the OP wants to do a calculation, we need to extract the numbers. For each question we have 4 times the number one and the questions are numbered 1, 2, and 3.Therefore we get 1*(1+1+1+1) + 2*(1+1+1+1) + 3*(1+1+1+1)  = 4 + 8 + 12 = 24.[/quote]Wasn't the answer supposed to be 42 since everything can be answered by 42?</description><pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 08:30:23 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>SQLRNNR</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: HELP ME !</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1081736-2797-1.aspx</link><description>One possible answer is rather simple: 24.Since the OP wants to do a calculation, we need to extract the numbers. For each question we have 4 times the number one and the questions are numbered 1, 2, and 3.Therefore we get 1*(1+1+1+1) + 2*(1+1+1+1) + 3*(1+1+1+1)  = 4 + 8 + 12 = 24.</description><pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 07:06:13 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>LutzM</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: HELP ME !</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1081736-2797-1.aspx</link><description>[quote][b]Koen Verbeeck (4/2/2011)[/b][hr][quote][b]Jeff Moden (4/1/2011)[/b][hr]As a bit of a side bar, notice that the current number of visits to SSC is precisely "1".  The OP hasn't even checked to see if any of the responses on this thread are helpful.  ;-)[/quote]All this effort! For nothing?!:angry::hehe:[/quote]Still only 1 visit to the site as of now.  I like the evil LMGTFY idea.</description><pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 06:52:56 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>SQLRNNR</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: HELP ME !</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1081736-2797-1.aspx</link><description>we need an evil version of "let me google that for you" that gives wrong answers.....it would be ideal for these situations.</description><pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 05:21:20 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Lowell</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: HELP ME !</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1081736-2797-1.aspx</link><description>[quote][b]Jeff Moden (4/1/2011)[/b][hr]As a bit of a side bar, notice that the current number of visits to SSC is precisely "1".  The OP hasn't even checked to see if any of the responses on this thread are helpful.  ;-)[/quote]All this effort! For nothing?!:angry::hehe:</description><pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 02:48:51 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Koen Verbeeck</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: HELP ME !</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1081736-2797-1.aspx</link><description>As a bit of a side bar, notice that the current number of visits to SSC is precisely "1".  The OP hasn't even checked to see if any of the responses on this thread are helpful.  ;-)</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 17:18:01 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Jeff Moden</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: HELP ME !</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1081736-2797-1.aspx</link><description>[quote][b]Koen Verbeeck (4/1/2011)[/b][hr][quote][b]Jeff Moden (3/31/2011)[/b][hr][quote][b]Raunak Jhawar (3/31/2011)[/b][hr]Moderators,Please mark this post as a spam and request you to close this thread.[/quote]Heh... nah... let it stand to show what we won't help with. ;-)[/quote]Your "evil" continues to amaze me :-D[/quote]That's not "evil".  Evil would have been me putting on the most serious DBA "face" I possibly could and then answering the questions...  ;-)</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 17:14:57 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Jeff Moden</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: HELP ME !</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1081736-2797-1.aspx</link><description>[quote][b]Jeff Moden (3/31/2011)[/b][hr][quote][b]Raunak Jhawar (3/31/2011)[/b][hr]Moderators,Please mark this post as a spam and request you to close this thread.[/quote]Heh... nah... let it stand to show what we won't help with. ;-)[/quote]Your "evil" continues to amaze me :-D</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:00:33 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Koen Verbeeck</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: HELP ME !</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1081736-2797-1.aspx</link><description>[quote][b]Raunak Jhawar (3/31/2011)[/b][hr]Moderators,Please mark this post as a spam and request you to close this thread.[/quote]Heh... nah... let it stand to show what we won't help with. ;-)</description><pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 08:15:26 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Jeff Moden</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: HELP ME !</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1081736-2797-1.aspx</link><description>Moderators,Please mark this post as a spam and request you to close this thread.</description><pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 07:58:03 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Raunak Jhawar</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: HELP ME !</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1081736-2797-1.aspx</link><description>What?If you want answers for those, a quick google search will find many. If you want something else, please explain in detail.</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 23:35:19 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>GilaMonster</dc:creator></item><item><title>HELP ME !</title><link>http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1081736-2797-1.aspx</link><description>help me on how i calculate my online examination multiple choices&amp;lt;html&amp;gt;&amp;lt;body&amp;gt;&amp;lt;table align='center'&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Question 1:&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;What do the letter "MS" in MSNBC stand for?&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;input type='radio' name=1' /&amp;gt;A.Mothersky&amp;lt;/ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;input type='radio' name=1' /&amp;gt;B.Microsoft&amp;lt;/ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;input type='radio' name=1' /&amp;gt;C.Macrosoft&amp;lt;/ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;input type='radio' name=1' /&amp;gt;D.Mediashare&amp;lt;/ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Question 2:&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;";&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;Which operating system was developed by a college student name Linus Torvalds.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;input type='radio' name=1' /&amp;gt;A.Linux&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;input type='radio' name=1' /&amp;gt;B.Ubuntu&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;input type='radio' name=1' /&amp;gt;C.Microsoft&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;input type='radio' name=1' /&amp;gt;D.Kubuntu&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Question 3:&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;What does the letter "A" in RAM stand for.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;input type='radio' name=1' /&amp;gt;A.Accelerate&amp;lt;/ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;input type='radio' name=1' /&amp;gt;B.Alternative&amp;lt;/ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;input type='radio' name=1' /&amp;gt;C.Access&amp;lt;/ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;input type='radio' name=1' /&amp;gt;D.Action&amp;lt;/ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/body&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/html&amp;gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:39:50 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>justin0550</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>