InstantForum.NET v2.9.0SQLServerCentralhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/notifications@sqlservercentral.comTue, 18 Jun 2013 18:42:50 GMT20http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic304720-234-1.aspxBrilliant! I must write some, I love humorous haiku!Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:05:00 GMTWayne Westhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic304720-234-1.aspxStill funny a year later! Just what I needed to 'zen out' after a hellish journey to work during a London Tube strike.Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:06:00 GMTSharon Matykhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic304720-234-1.aspxI Came. I Saw. I Normalized.Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:01:00 GMTRavi Prashanth Lobo-275382http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic304720-234-1.aspx"The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA" Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:00:00 GMTRavi Prashanth Lobo-275382http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic304720-234-1.aspx<SPAN id=Postmessage1_ucMessageControl_ReplyMsgRepeater__ctl1_lblFullMessage>The DBA died<P>Server performance increased</P><P>What was he doing?</P><P> </P><P>S.</P></SPAN>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 17:45:00 GMTFalhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic304720-234-1.aspx<P>Very good, a pretty thing to read after a full day of hard work.</P>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 14:28:00 GMTjcbhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic304720-234-1.aspx<P>I must say it was quite inspiring</P><P> </P>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:17:00 GMTJaeger Mitchellhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic304720-234-1.aspx<P>Well done! <img src='images/emotions/smile.gif' height='20' width='20' border='0' title='Smile' align='absmiddle'></P>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:44:00 GMTJT Lovellhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic304720-234-1.aspxComments posted to this topic are about the content posted at <A HREF="temp">temp</A>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:45:00 GMTHugh Scott