SQLServerCentral / Article Discussions / Article Discussions by Author / Discuss content posted by gonickl / Raw Materials - Performance Acceleration / Latest PostsInstantForum.NET v2.9.0SQLServerCentralhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/notifications@sqlservercentral.comThu, 23 May 2013 20:08:47 GMT20RE: Raw Materials - Performance Accelerationhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic848015-1511-1.aspx[quote][b]KWymore (11/3/2011)[/b][hr]I like it! Too bad I mostly work from home, the users can't hear me.[/quote]That's what conference calls are for:-D:-DThu, 03 Nov 2011 16:45:48 GMTSQLRNNRRE: Raw Materials - Performance Accelerationhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic848015-1511-1.aspxI like it! Too bad I mostly work from home, the users can't hear me.Thu, 03 Nov 2011 09:57:06 GMTKWymoreRE: Raw Materials - Performance Accelerationhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic848015-1511-1.aspxNice one.. :-)Thu, 03 Nov 2011 08:03:14 GMTHardy21RE: Raw Materials - Performance Accelerationhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic848015-1511-1.aspxHaha Gah GAH !!!!!! I want more fast... :w00t:Wed, 02 Nov 2011 23:11:17 GMTAnipaulRE: Raw Materials - Performance Accelerationhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic848015-1511-1.aspxBest performance tip I've read all week :-DFri, 05 Feb 2010 09:22:09 GMTjts_2003RE: Raw Materials - Performance Accelerationhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic848015-1511-1.aspx[quote][b]gonickl (2/3/2010)[/b][hr]Just between us, I had another version of this in which the performance accelerant was, um, breaking wind, but the editor didn't think it was family-friendly or something.[/quote]That would have been funny too.Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:27:50 GMTSQLRNNRRE: Raw Materials - Performance Accelerationhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic848015-1511-1.aspxIf the wind ain't broke... don't fix it.Nice article. I'm using synonyms like so many others.It works better with SQL Compare.Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:03:55 GMTSQLBOTRE: Raw Materials - Performance Accelerationhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic848015-1511-1.aspxJust between us, I had another version of this in which the performance accelerant was, um, breaking wind, but the editor didn't think it was family-friendly or something.Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:48:17 GMTgonicklRE: Raw Materials - Performance Accelerationhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic848015-1511-1.aspx[quote][b]Ray K (2/3/2010)[/b][hr]ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It is now printed and taped to my desk![/quote]I need to do that too.Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:40:47 GMTSQLRNNRRE: Raw Materials - Performance Accelerationhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic848015-1511-1.aspxROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It is now printed and taped to my desk!Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:33:08 GMTRay KRE: Raw Materials - Performance Accelerationhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic848015-1511-1.aspxGAH!!Huh, didn't work this time.Wed, 03 Feb 2010 07:02:26 GMTScott ArendtRE: Raw Materials - Performance Accelerationhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic848015-1511-1.aspxI should try that more often :-DVery funny once again.Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:36:33 GMTSQLRNNRRaw Materials - Performance Accelerationhttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic848015-1511-1.aspxComments posted to this topic are about the item [B]<A HREF="/articles/Raw+Materials/69316/">Raw Materials - Performance Acceleration</A>[/B]Thu, 14 Jan 2010 15:48:38 GMTgonickl