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September 20, 2016 at 11:41 pm

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Gary Varga SSC Guru Points: 82166 More actions · Answer 1

The only "enhancement" is where the coffee is going in and that someone else is prepared to get it :ermm:

Gaz

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Manie SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4568 More actions · Answer 2

Gary Varga (9/21/2016)
The only "enhancement" is where the coffee is going in and that someone else is prepared to get it :ermm:

Another enhancement I would like is a light that goes on red when I am hungry and someone to bring the food because there is nothing I hate more than to stop in the middle of coding to get food because I cannot concentrate when I am hungry.:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

Manie Verster
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South Africa

I am happy because I choose to be happy.
I just love my job!!!

Gary Varga SSC Guru Points: 82166 More actions · Answer 3

manie (9/21/2016)
Gary Varga (9/21/2016)
The only "enhancement" is where the coffee is going in and that someone else is prepared to get it :ermm:
Another enhancement I would like is a light that goes on red when I am hungry and someone to bring the food because there is nothing I hate more than to stop in the middle of coding to get food because I cannot concentrate when I am hungry.:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

I am too big as it is!!!

Getting people to bring me food is a bad idea. :unsure:

Gaz

-- Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen...they're everywhere!!!

mjh 45389 SSCertifiable Points: 5706 More actions · Answer 4

This reminded me of when I was taking my masters many years ago. One module that only a few of us undertook was VLSI (Very Large Scale Integration). To add interest the lecturer arranged two site visits. In the early summer of 1984 we piled into two cars to visit a semiconductor manufacturer. After being shown round the plant we removed our white coats, overshoes and hairnets (whatever happened to those long thick luxuriant locks?), and taken for a coffee. Afterwards we were lead through a door into a darkened room where about half a dozen people were beavering away. The only source light was their vdus and the desk lamp they each had. It was explained they were developing test and simulation software. Our guide joked that they fed them by sliding pizzas under the door.

On the way back we stopped at a lovely riverside pub for a few pints. Our lecturer then joked (was he?) that he would not like to be a developer there as the environment as it was more akin to a mushroom farm!

akljfhnlaflkj SSC Guru Points: 76202 More actions · Answer 5

akljfhnlaflkj

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September 21, 2016 at 6:31 am

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Were it only true...

Manie SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4568 More actions · Answer 6

Gary Varga (9/21/2016)
manie (9/21/2016)
Gary Varga (9/21/2016)
The only "enhancement" is where the coffee is going in and that someone else is prepared to get it :ermm:
Another enhancement I would like is a light that goes on red when I am hungry and someone to bring the food because there is nothing I hate more than to stop in the middle of coding to get food because I cannot concentrate when I am hungry.:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:
I am too big as it is!!!
Getting people to bring me food is a bad idea. :unsure:

:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

No, no, no!!! I did not mean that I eat a lot but just nice when a person got hungry and someone can know to bring you food. Eeeeeh, maybe you're right. Could be disastrous for weight.

Manie Verster
Developer
Johannesburg
South Africa

I am happy because I choose to be happy.
I just love my job!!!

williamn SSC-Addicted Points: 435 More actions · Answer 7

"Gentically Enhanced Programmers"? You mean "genetically, right?

Gary Varga SSC Guru Points: 82166 More actions · Answer 8

williamn (9/21/2016)
"Gentically Enhanced Programmers"? You mean "genetically, right?

You mean "You mean "genetically", right?", right? :hehe:

Gaz

-- Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen...they're everywhere!!!

williamn SSC-Addicted Points: 435 More actions · Answer 9

williamn

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September 21, 2016 at 12:02 pm

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Yes.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

manie (9/21/2016)
Gary Varga (9/21/2016)
manie (9/21/2016)
Gary Varga (9/21/2016)
The only "enhancement" is where the coffee is going in and that someone else is prepared to get it :ermm:
Another enhancement I would like is a light that goes on red when I am hungry and someone to bring the food because there is nothing I hate more than to stop in the middle of coding to get food because I cannot concentrate when I am hungry.:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:
I am too big as it is!!!
Getting people to bring me food is a bad idea. :unsure:
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
No, no, no!!! I did not mean that I eat a lot but just nice when a person got hungry and someone can know to bring you food. Eeeeeh, maybe you're right. Could be disastrous for weight.

I like the idea of ESP to have somebody prep food.

Unfortunately I think this represents too much of the silver spoon syndrome.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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