• Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)


    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)


    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    ACK!

    I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

    <headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

    My first thought was 'how is water softener[/url] going to fix that?'


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