J Livingston SQL (9/5/2015)

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TomThomson (9/4/2015)

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Eirikur Eiriksson (9/3/2015)

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TomThomson (9/3/2015)

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Ed Wagner (9/3/2015)

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I would definitely attend your presentation on DBCC Timewarp. However, given the topic, expect some serious heckling. 😉

Those who have never heard of it will sit there in stunned silence with their mouths hanging open. Take pictures.

Well, here's a nice misquotation to fit that situation:

Well bred DBAs think it rude

to show their tonsils in the nude.

I wonder how many threadites can recognise the source..

Are we quoting Saints;-)

😎

No, we're misquoting one of them.

Simon Templar?