Open Source SQL Server

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  • AWESOME!

    Especially the last few paragraphs and the related intro!



    Lutz
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  • Hey... !

    I actual read the first few paragraphs and went on the search for this product.... Although I did find what I was looing for, I found my sole mate ha

    Nice!

    Google translate....

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  • April fools day?

    Bazinga!

  • Snarky giggle

  • What's the date ? The first day of April?

    But a good joke

  • Happy April fools day guys! 😛

  • No download link? 😛

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  • I'm so gullible

  • Nice effort, but really - you might as well have enclosed it all in <APRIL_FOOLS_JOKE> tags.

    Now CELKO's one I thought had a lot of work put into it and was following in the tradition of almost plausible A1 jokes.

    He definitely knows how to follow a standard!

    MM



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  • Koen Verbeeck (4/1/2011)


    No download link? 😛

    That's the beauty of noSQL.

    You don't have to download or install anything to use the features and services it provides.

    :smooth:

  • That's the second site today that's tricked me. Although I caught this one much quicker when I realized that the initials were KISS. Stupid holiday.

    The distance between genius and insanity is measured only by success.

  • Great one!

  • Glad you liked it. I'll edit it tomorrow to add "April Fools" at the top, but it's a good one for today.

  • I actually was going to look at it until I saw the mal-formed URL, and then I read it and wondered how much did he have to pay for kiss.com.... Hello April Fools Day

    I think I should stick to filling out the application for Google to be an auto-completer

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